Woman's advice to a man

[KarenAM]

With tongue only partially lodged in cheek, "Women have only five to eight rational days per month. The week before, the week during and the week after they should either be locked securely away from human contact are at least avoided if at all possible..."

It is no longer politically correct to refer to PMS as a factor in the behavior of a female, however, the advise to take that into consideration might well be the best advice of all.

With tongue very firmly lodged in cheek, "Men have no rational days per month. From week one to week four they should either be locked securely away from human contact or at least avoided if at all possible..."

It is no longer politcally correct to refer to thinking only with a hard-on as a factor in the behavior of a male, however, the advice to take that into consideration might well be the best advice of all.

(WAY too good to pass this one up!)

 

[amicus]

Well golly gee whiz KarenAm...thought I was on ignore with you and aside from your glib and defensive comments along with a couple other rabid feminists...do you truly deny any effects of the old 'moon cycle?' surely you jest...

I guess I should have added in my weeks and days...I now add a 'plus or minus' 3.2 percent error possibility...

Izzat better fur u?

amicublebobvulus the inverterate...

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by Colleen Thomas
Shut your Yap.

That's the best advice I think a young man can get. Few women, no mater what their standards, like to be thought of as easy. It isn't the jock, who is constantly bragging about his conquests who is getting the lion's share of sex. It's the quiet guy who doesn't talk about it.

Every girl in school knows who the big mouth is. The guy who will tell everyone he knows about his night with you. Every girl also knows who the fellow is who dosen't run his mouth, but will rock your world.

-Colly

I'd have to disagree with this one. Absolutely nothing in my experience lends itself to this being true. It sounds more like fantasy than fact. Could be I just have an acutely unique set of experiences, but I rather doubt that.

 

[KarenAM]

Well golly gee whiz KarenAm...thought I was on ignore with you and aside from your glib and defensive comments along with a couple other rabid feminists...do you truly deny any effects of the old 'moon cycle?' surely you jest...

I guess I should have added in my weeks and days...I now add a 'plus or minus' 3.2 percent error possibility...

Izzat better fur u?

amicublebobvulus the inverterate...

Oh, lighten up, amicus. I know we've talked about your problem with living in a fantasy world before, but am I honestly to believe that you don't know the meaning of my statement "With tongue very firmly lodged in cheek"?

It means I was kidding around.

Sheesh!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'd have to disagree with this one. Absolutely nothing in my experience lends itself to this being true. It sounds more like fantasy than fact. Could be I just have an acutely unique set of experiences, but I rather doubt that.

And exactly how long have you been a woman Joe?

 

[Guest]

Thank you everyone

Thank you everyone. Good contributions here. I'm going to include some into a current story, and more into another planned story.

And I successfully resisted the urge to hijack my own thread by commenting on some.

 

[LadyJeanne]

If I can add one more: don't fuck around on your girl. She'll probably find out, will definitely hate it, and things will never be the same. If you're not into her anymore, break up with her first.

Let us know when your story's done Ted-E - I always like reading them.

 

[Guest]

And exactly how long have you been a woman Joe?

Brilliant, Colly.

Perdita

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by Colleen Thomas
And exactly how long have you been a woman Joe?

Never been, but that was expectable. However, what women friends I have disagree with your statements about what every girl knows.

How long have you been every woman?

Past that, I know lots of "quiet guy" types. They don't get laid more than the louder, more jock-like friends I have. If we're to say "oh, but they DO, they just don't talk about it", then how can we know they do if they don't talk about it?

Bit of a problem there.

I said that my experience doesn't match up with your statement. You decided to be sarcastic.

Regardless, my point still stands. In my experience, it rather is the jock-like guy who gets laid the most and women aren't psychic (a position corroborated by what women friends I have).