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Texguy84 said:I'm willing to bet it's the whole authority thing. And the handcuffs probably don't hurt, either![]()
Heh, a couple of my friends were hanging out at a bar near where I go to school, and this was one of those bars with the wooden porch out front facing the street (Actually, a lot of the bars on that street were like that, now that I think about it. Gotta love college towns)
Anyhow, they have two or three regular cops who are usually out patrolling on that street checking to make sure there are no minors drinking alcohol, watching for fights, etc. and one of these cops is a fairly attractive redhead.
Getting to the story, one of my friends, by now quite inebriated thanks to a pitcher of beer, walks up to the lady cop, throws his arm over her shoulder, and says "How YOU doin?"
She replies simply with "Don't make me mace you." Then he removes his arm from her shoulder, walks back to the porch, and sits down quietly. Goes to show you it's better to be shot down than maced down, I guess.
patricia51 said:Texguy, did you go to school where I was working?
LOL. I'm a bruenette rather than red headed but one of the perks about being a cop in a college town was the number of good looking young men and women. For instance, its very good for the ego to have two 20 year old guys invite you to their apartment for a party (said party consisting of me and them) even though I had no intention of accepting.
By the way, your friend was pretty lucky. I understood how she reacted and would have done something similar (as in, not resorted to immediate violence) but generally that's a very sure way to get not only maced but introduced to an officer's baton and THEN the handcuffs. But the pace is often slower in a college town and you're pretty sure the drunk guy is trying to show appreciation rather than get way to close to your sidearm.
Maybe it was the handcuffs though. [/B]
) And it's a good thing she didn't overreact too. Being the poor college student that I am, I wouldn't be able to bail him out, unless the judge accepted bail on some sort of monthly payment plan. 
[/B][/QUOTE] patricia51 said:
You sweet talker! Ummmmmm, by the way, did you bring your own baton with you or what IS that I'm feeling against my leg?

Texguy84 said:*glances down*
Well, it's not a baton in the strictest definition of the word.![]()
cal69 said:Patricia, I must say that I find a Policewomans uniform the sexiest of them all even more so he American one than our UK wpc's.

patricia51 said:Strict? Hey, I thought my having the handcuffs meant that I got to be on top.![]()
Texguy84 said:Hey, if you need to pin me down and cuff me to make sure I don't get away, then I guess you have to be on top![]()
So, does this mean you're going to punish me... er... I mean, arrest me, for being naughty... er... I mean breaking the law?![]()
)sirhugs said:get a room, guys!
( but then transcribe the video and edit into a story, please!) [/QUOTE
Hmm....
Hey Patricia, want to... uhm... collaborate with me on police officer story?![]()
Texguy84 said:sirhugs said:get a room, guys!
( but then transcribe the video and edit into a story, please!) [/QUOTE
Hmm....
Hey Patricia, want to... uhm... collaborate with me on police officer story?![]()
Hmmmm... interesting idea tex... just let me check with my husband (who is a law-enforcement officer now). I always like to let him know about friendly offers to collaborate.![]()
Texguy84 said:Cool, lemme know how that goes.
patricia51 said:Pretty good I thought. There was that question he posed if there was any plans for"hands-on" research between you and I. Something about if you could outrun a hollow point round from a .40 S&W. So, absent that... sounds great!
(I AM teasing of course)
patricia51 said:Something that I've discussed with a couple of close friends. One is a former Marine Lieutenant, the other ex-Air Police. Both are female. We all agreed on something that might make you breath even harder the next time you see a female in uniform.
Before throwing on the white tee-shirt which I wore between my skin and my vest, and before pulling on those dark blue slacks and the black socks and shoes, sometimes it was quite fun to don a nice black lacey bra and panties, sometimes with a garter belt and stockings. All three of us enjoyed doing that from time to time.
So the next time you see a gal in untilities, or BDU's or a blue uniform and a badge you might know why she seems to have a bit of a grin tugging at the corners of her mouth.

sirhugs said:ever wear gater belt n stockings under there?![]()
patricia51 said:Oh you betcha. Made the shift go faster, more enjoyable and made me rush home at the end for a ritual "stripping of the cop" by my husband.
sirhugs said:lol...." you betcha" reminds me of Marg, the cop in Fargo
patricia51 said:Its a good line and that's where I borrowed it from. I never would have survived a winter in North Dakota though, I'm definitely a Southern girl. and NOT SOUTH Dakota.
sirhugs said:well, is time to interupt the banter with a story idea, so hows about a fish out of water one: Southern Cop gal sent to Fargo in midwinter to escort a prisoner home, finds sexual hijinx along the way?

patricia51 said:Its a good line and that's where I borrowed it from. I never would have survived a winter in North Dakota though, I'm definitely a Southern girl. and NOT SOUTH Dakota.