Crystal_Dust
Unsafe at any speed
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It’s always nice to have someone to enjoy this with.That sounds enjoyable, yes!
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It’s always nice to have someone to enjoy this with.That sounds enjoyable, yes!
Shame she’s not around. What am I to do without a personal assistant??
*Glances at Crystal*"* The train was quiet. My first day.
The office is empty. Perfect. I scan the room. A Nespresso Creatista Plus catches my eye. Next to it, Sumatra coffee beans. Impressive. Ms. Dust has taste. I adjust my skirt, hopefully it is not too short, but then again...
I measure the beans. Grind them carefully. Plug in the machine. Select the strength. The machine brews a small pot, dark and rich. Soon, the coffee sits ready to be poured
I unzip my bag. Pull out a simple black notebook. A Lamy pen follows. Clean. Precise.
Silence wraps around me. Waiting. The coffee sits ready to be poured."""
I could have sworn this was a normal work day. Am I wrong?*Glances at Crystal*
She’s late…
Hopefully I’m not already made up for workHonestly, we could start with her doing my toenails.
Everything is normal for a work dayI could have sworn this was a normal work day. Am I wrong?
How’s ya morning sunshine?Hopefully I’m not already made up for work
I need a personal assistant too!Another day, another open position for personal assistant.

Get in line.I need a personal assistant too!![]()
MuahGet in line.![]()
I mean, I check all those boxesWell I may as well have one too, if that’s the way of things here
Must be adept at shamelessly sexualizing all tasks; untrained accepted, (I don’t want to have to undo someone else’s bad habits); highly proficient oral skills
Presentation: slutty
Benefits: Need you ask?
I await your hasty replies
And your dexterity?I mean, I check all those boxes
Oh I have very clever ways with my fingers and tongueAnd your dexterity?
Would we then share your assistants?Oh I have very clever ways with my fingers and tongue
Someone will need to get the work done while I see to your needsWould we then share your assistants?
Task focused and team oriented, I’m impressedSomeone will need to get the work done while I see to your needs
Plus, there’s a hierarchy to enforce here.Task focused and team oriented, I’m impressed
Very true. I’m wary of having to deal with the middlewomen and all the bureaucracy…Plus, there’s a hierarchy to enforce here.
You let me take care of all that, and you.Very true. I’m wary of having to deal with the middlewomen and all the bureaucracy…
Devotion and competence, what more could someone ask from a girl?You let me take care of all that, and you.
I’m a devoted girl, Miss
Devotion and competence, what more could someone ask from a girl?
It’s yours. I thought we were just discussing conditionsDoes that mean I got the job???
I think you’ll find me very agreeable in this.It’s yours. I thought we were just discussing conditions