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Hahaha what a fucking slut she is

:p
 
Nah, she just rips off a limb and goes to town. Barbie's a major skank. ;)

She's also a horrible lover. She just uses and tosses away the men and women in her life. I'd tell you about her and Skipper, but Skipper's underaged and all.

Here's a shot of her just taking and taking *shakes head sadly*
 
PV I dare ya to use one of these fine Barbies

:p
 
That is something Nora

:p
 
What you trying to say PV?

:p
 
errr......PV's Barbie's aren't skanks, of course. They're "special edition" Barbies, and ergo not the average, run-of-the-mill, skankified Barbie. *smiles*

When Barbie got to college (after sucking off the admissions council so they would overlook the fact that she's got nothing between her plastic, shell-like ears but air) her true colors really started coming out.
 
Was that Soroity Barbie after

:p
 
Oh stop. I'm not being racist.

I myself am "ethnic" and so are my barbies. Unless she's distorded, cuz that's a different doll.
 
PV are you getting your Barbie Thongs all in a wad?

:p
 
Oooooh! So you heard...

about the frat party, eh? I happen to have a smuggled out pic. I don't think Barbie even knew they were shooting the scene...
 
woo haahahah hohohoho

:p
 
Well, after college Barbie was pretty much all used up. The guys got sick of having to tie a board to their ass, etc...

That's when Ken found her again. Alone. The guys wouldn't buy her pretty baubles, hot clothes and pink corvettes anymore. He decided to get his final revenge for the humiliation he'd suffered back when she was young and hot. He'd just grudge fuck her then toss her out when he was done. Not a pretty sight.
 
I dont think Ken really wanted Barbie to begin with, she cant keep a career:

Nurse Barbie
Astronuat Barbie
Vet Barbie
Teacher Barbie
Sun Bathing Barbie
Mermaid Barbie (nuclear reactor phase)
Rancher Barbie
Camper Barbie
Fashion Model Barbie


...Here is just a sample of her professions, and she looks how old??? 22? 23? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many career choices for this chick.

Ken wants Skipper. She is Skipper, will always be Skipper, and G.I. Joe wouldnt touch her with his plastic pole. (He will get court martialled).
 
Ah yes Barbie Slut getting it like she deserves

:p
 
In retrospect, I'm thinking Ken just doesn't care who sticks what where as long as he's gettin' some. Ken's not real bright, ya know?

Weird Harold, that is creepier and more disturbing than anything I posted! lol
 
Nora said:
Weird Harold, that is creepier and more disturbing than anything I posted! lol
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When my Granddaughter got one for her birthday, my first thought was "Do those ad people ever actually think about the implications?"
 
hahahha!

Weird Harold said:


When my Granddaughter got one for her birthday, my first thought was "Do those ad people ever actually think about the implications?"
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I'm thinking they don't. My first thought when I saw that was "oh dear G-d! The nasty things I could do to that doll!"
 
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