Would you fuck a fucking machine?

[SirFace]

*eyes twinkle*

Hmmm, anyone remember the orgasmatron?

How portable should this thing be? The fucking part is easy, the spanking mechanism could take various forms, even include a violet wand. Hydraulics would be best but the power pack would be heavy.

 

[subfem1963]

Thats sounds wonderful Sirface, when are you going to be building it?? I would love to try it out, just to see if you can get the same experience. Hehe.

 

[SirFace]

Thats sounds wonderful Sirface, when are you going to be building it?? I would love to try it out, just to see if you can get the same experience. Hehe.

I will be working on concept drawings soon, bored today anyway. I need a list of spanking attachments so I can work out how to affix these things.

Heres what I have to start, please add.

Paddle (wooden)
Paddle (leather)
crop, various
cane, various
rug beater

 

[SpectreT]

I will be working on concept drawings soon, bored today anyway. I need a list of spanking attachments so I can work out how to affix these things.

Heres what I have to start, please add.

Paddle (wooden)
Paddle (leather)
crop, various
cane, various
rug beater

... needs some kind of strap. Same vein as a leather paddle, just far more flexible. And each of those implements have different optimum swing speeds - something that's fine for a leather strap, say, would be bruising force with a wooden paddle, and probaly break skin with a light cane. Or at least leave nasty blistered welts - the not-good kind.

For the spanking portion, I was thinking something rotary might be better; and as for portability, think modular.

Edit: I think most of male ingenuity revolves around two ideas: Getting laid, and doing things with less work. Which one does this concept fall under?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I have no personal interest in said machines being availed to my person either now or in the future.

BUT I do have this groovy picture file you may like ......winks

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/spanking-machine-02.jpg​

 

[FurryFury]

Be careful what you fantasize, theres an engineer present. Hmmm, wheels are turning already.

Hehehe~

I love the idea of being "punished" while my Dom looks on.

Fury

 

[Ebonyfire]

Be careful what you fantasize, theres an engineer present. Hmmm, wheels are turning already.

Hell, they already have one that attaches to a drill.

 

[SirFace]

Hell, they already have one that attaches to a drill.

Yea, but I am system oriented. Modules in fact. I can see lots of possibilities here. Attachments, upgrades, customs, hmmmm, do I sense a business opportunity?

 

[SpectreT]

Hell, they already have one that attaches to a drill.

Don't forget the almighty Fucksall... It's a modified Sawsall with a dildo mounted where the saw blade usually goes.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

ohh Heck why don't you guys convert a jackhammer while your at it and sate the Sadist within .............

( semi joking .........which part about I will never confess )

 

[saw_man1]

I saw a fucking machine on HBO's Real Sex a couple years ago.

The lady volunteering for an on air demonstration seemed to enjoy it.

 

[FurryFury]

ohh Heck why don't you guys convert a jackhammer while your at it and sate the Sadist within .............

( semi joking .........which part about I will never confess )

I've oft fantasized about jackhammers too!

Got to looooooooooooooooooooooove fantasy donja know!

Fury

 

[SpectreT]

I've oft fantasized about jackhammers too!

Got to looooooooooooooooooooooove fantasy donja know!

Fury

...this reminds me of the webcomic Polymer City Chronicles. The lead character is a skinny, nerdy-looking scientist, and his wife is a hugely muscular blue-skinned alien with enormous breasts. One of the running gags has been their sex. She turns up in a pink babydoll set, and he brings a golf club. At one point, he even remarked on how she has several burned-out jackhammers in her toy drawer.

 

[FurryFury]

...this reminds me of the webcomic Polymer City Chronicles. The lead character is a skinny, nerdy-looking scientist, and his wife is a hugely muscular blue-skinned alien with enormous breasts. One of the running gags has been their sex. She turns up in a pink babydoll set, and he brings a golf club. At one point, he even remarked on how she has several burned-out jackhammers in her toy drawer.

Yeah that's me a hugely muscular blue skinned alien with enormous breasts! I've burnt out my "jackhammer" a time or two also. I just don't keep em in a drawer though. I let him sleep beside me at night. *winks*

Fury

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Yeah that's me a hugely muscular blue skinned alien with enormous breasts! Fury

AH HA! SO that was you at the costumeshop getting ready for dragon con!

 

[FurryFury]

AH HA! SO that was you at the costumeshop getting ready for dragon con!

*snicker, nod*

Fury

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*snicker, nod*

Fury

I'll meet you behind the Star Trek Collectibles. I'll be the one in the Chewbacca costume sporting Wookie Wood

 

[FurryFury]

I'll meet you behind the Star Trek Collectibles. I'll be the one in the Chewbacca costume sporting Wookie Wood

Aww!

A Furry after my heart and um, you know, other parts.

*winks . . . Begins to make two buns to cover both sides of my head. A great look for any woman, donja know. Snicker*

I actually would like to go to Dragon con sometime in the next couple of years but a kinky con comes first in my priority set.

Fury

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Aww!

A Furry after my heart and um, you know, other parts.

*winks . . . Begins to make two buns to cover both sides of my head. A great look for any woman, donja know. Snicker*

I actually would like to go to Dragon con sometime in the next couple of years but a kinky con comes first in my priority set.

Fury

forget the buns, get that bronze bikini, kill two birds with one very hot stone.

and of course kinky con comes before geeky con. You've had sex, you have your priorities right.

 

[FurryFury]

forget the buns, get that bronze bikini, kill two birds with one very hot stone.

and of course kinky con comes before geeky con. You've had sex, you have your priorities right.

My son thought the bitch was hot in chains and that bikini!

LOL!

I had to buy that "action figure" for him twice.

Fury

 

[bi_cherrypie]

I personally would love to try it. I love the porn, it always looks like so much fun.

 

[shy slave]

http://www.imagecabin.com/?view=156512122ee4a6e42796d7482

Found this on the GB

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

http://www.imagecabin.com/?view=156512122ee4a6e42796d7482

Found this on the GB

She's cute, but the camera needed to pull back more, give us a full view of her and machine and how it affects all of her.

She looked a bit frazzled at the end...... maybe a new punishment for slutty subs, being restrained on a sybian and not released until penance has been paid.

 

[Dumpling]

Would love to try a "Sybian"

 

[redfox1961]

That vid is soooo hot! I'd try one of those any time!