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[moon_spirit]

It's been a whole year since I've had sex.

For the last 4 nights, I have stayed up till between 1 and 3am aimlessly browsing the internet.

Tonight I sit here, reading threads, topless, while my dog snores on the floor behind me.

Guaranteed top-seller.

 

[Hypoxia]

And then the tentacles approach...

 

[sirhugs]

And then the tentacles approach...

... and I am slipped into the embrace of an eight armed female alien sea creature...

 

[runningonblade]

... and I am slipped into the embrace of an eight armed female alien sea creature...

...who looked and smiled at me before pulling down my pants...

 

[BurningMonkey]

...who looked and smiled at me before pulling down my pants...

...and said, "Oh, poor dear! Only one tentacle? Tsk, tsk..."

 

[BurningMonkey]

It's been a whole year since I've had sex.

For the last 4 nights, I have stayed up till between 1 and 3am aimlessly browsing the internet.

Tonight I sit here, reading threads, topless, while my dog snores on the floor behind me.

Suddenly, a shot rang out!

 

[runningonblade]

...and said, "Oh, poor dear! Only one tentacle? Tsk, tsk..."

...before she noticed how much of a hard-on I got by looking at her beautiful face and...

 

[BurningMonkey]

...before she noticed how much of a hard-on I got by looking at her beautiful face and...

...she said, dubiously, "Well, that will do for one hole, but what about my other three??"

 

[Hypoxia]

Suddenly, a shot rang out!

...she said, dubiously, "Well, that will do for one hole, but what about my other three??"

More holes suddenly appeared. Fortunately, sufficient tentacles appeared also. Whew.

 

[BurningMonkey]

More holes suddenly appeared. Fortunately, sufficient tentacles appeared also. Whew.

I looked down at myself, and thought, "How will I explain this to my urologist? Not to mention my tailor..." But I dismissed the thought as they began hardening, also...

 

[MyRubiLips]

Is this a SRP now?

 

[moon_spirit]

*I have no clue what happened to this, but it is beyond amusing. Continue.*

 

[MyRubiLips]

Maybe you could add more detail of what you're looking for?

 

[moon_spirit]

I wasn't looking for anything really! Definitely wasn't looking for tentacles xD

But this is quite an interesting story. I won't give any input.

Just let it rolllllllll....

 

[MyRubiLips]

In that case, off to the SRP board it goes!

 

[moon_spirit]

Sorry! Still new here! And didn't expect anything to happen with this!

 

[BurningMonkey]

We were just playing around...in the event this turned into a real SRP, for sure we would move it to that board.

And don't apologize, moon_spirit. Besides being fun, light-hearted, and whimsical (Tentacles? Really, Hypoxia?), brain-doodles like this sometimes give writers inspiration.

After all, the Ninja Turtles were thought up by two guys who were out drunk one night, got silly, and started doodling on bar napkins.

 

[moon_spirit]

Woah, really? Thats how Ninja Turtles were invented? I guess that explains a bit...

The tentacle thing had me dying. I literally saw that and was like, "what have I done?" xD

Thanks for clearing things up, I'm still trying to learn how forums work.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Woah, really? Thats how Ninja Turtles were invented? I guess that explains a bit...

Yes, really. Look it up.

The tentacle thing had me dying. I literally saw that and was like, "what have I done?" xD

Yeah, well...Hypoxia has a thing for tentacles.

 

[tedsbeds]

?

Woah, really? Thats how Ninja Turtles were invented? I guess that explains a bit...

The tentacle thing had me dying. I literally saw that and was like, "what have I done?" xD

Thanks for clearing things up, I'm still trying to learn how forums work.

Is this your true story?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

topless?

i had you in stockings and heels, nekkid.

i thought that was how it was done.