Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[travelmate2002]

They were spent but she wanted more
But I thought there were already four?
She said, I'll say what's enough
Give it to me rough
Yeah go ahead who's keeping score!

 

[BurningMonkey]

He chalked up another hash mark

 

[Hornblende]

He chalked up another hash mark
An objection was raised by some snark

 

[BurningMonkey]

He chalked up another hash mark
An objection was raised by some snark
"She didn't climax!"

 

[Hornblende]

He chalked up another hash mark
An objection was raised by some snark
"She didn't climax!"
"Your efforts were lax!"

 

[suckonsimon]

He chalked up another hash mark
An objection was raised by some snark
"She didn't climax!"
"Your efforts were lax!"
So he thought, 'enough of that lark!'

 

[Penuche]

Instead, he got up to make tea

 

[BurningMonkey]

Instead, he got up to make tea
She was quite disappointed to see

 

[thefishfryer]

Instead, he got up to make tea
She was quite disappointed to see
But when he came back

 

[BurningMonkey]

Instead, he got up to make tea
She was quite disappointed to see
But when he came back
He had saddle and tack

 

[dearc]

Instead, he got up to make tea
She was quite disappointed to see
But when he came back
He had saddle and tack
And was soon riding with glee

 

[Hornblende]

When planning to get down and dirty

 

[Maraquerida]

When planning to get down and dirty
Her demeanour became rather flirty

 

[37_ttej]

When planning to get down and dirty
Her demeanour became rather flirty
She bent to his ear

 

[Maraquerida]

When planning to get down and dirty
Her demeanour became rather flirty
She bent to his ear
With one hand on his rear

 

[37_ttej]

When planning to get down and dirty
Her demeanour became rather flirty
She bent to his ear
With one hand on his rear
"I'm closer to sixty than thirty".

 

[barefootgirl69]

He was stunned, but said with a grin

 

[37_ttej]

He was stunned, but said with a grin
So you know where I'll put it in

 

[texou]

He was stunned, but said with a grin
So you know where I'll put it in
She bent over and waited

 

[barefootgirl69]

He was stunned, but said with a grin
So you know where I'll put it in
She bent over and waited
to be satiated

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

He was stunned, but said with a grin
So you know where I'll put it in
She bent over and waited
to be satiated
As he thrust and began rammin'

 

[37_ttej]

Alas, it was over too soon

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Alas, it was over too soon
But then she offered him her "moon"

 

[37_ttej]

Alas, it was over too soon
But then she offered him her "moon"
His interest grew

(see what I did there?)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Alas, it was over too soon
But then she offered him her "moon"
His interest grew
His lust did renew