Write Your Own Limericks v6.9

[summer_knight]

Alas, poor Ted just could not last
Weakened by the Ramadan fast
He fell to the floor

 

[Hornblende]

Alas, poor Ted just could not last
Weakened by the Ramadan fast
He fell to the floor
While begging for more

 

[barefootgirl69]

Alas, poor Ted just could not last
Weakened by the Ramadan fast
He fell to the floor
While begging for more
While she stood there looking aghast

 

[summer_knight]

Joanie was a good girl, almost

 

[Cymru6969]

Joanie was a good girl, almost
Her Father, Son and Holy Ghost

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Joanie was a good girl, almost
Her Father, Son and Holy Ghost
All fucked her in church

 

[Cymru6969]

Joanie was a good girl, almost
Her Father, Son and Holy Ghost
All fucked her in church
Then Gomez and Lurch

 

[DarciD]

Joanie was a good girl, almost
Her Father, Son and Holy Ghost
All fucked her in church
Then Gomez and Lurch
Without shame partook of the host

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The birds, the bees, a thing called love

 

[Cymru6969]

The birds, the bees, a thing called love
In the back seat, use a love glove

 

[LeeNorCal]

The birds, the bees, a thing called love
In the back seat, use a love glove
It's not too romantic

 

[weespanner]

The birds, the bees, a thing called love
In the back seat, use a love glove
It's not too romantic
But steamy and frantic

 

[Hornblende]

The birds, the bees, a thing called love
In the back seat, use a love glove
It's not too romantic
But steamy and frantic
And sexy, when push comes to shove!

 

[weespanner]

Embedded with one mighty thrust

 

[Hornblende]

Embedded with one mighty thrust
He gave her the product of lust

 

[weespanner]

Embedded with one mighty thrust
He gave her the product of lust
One hand on her hip

 

[Hornblende]

Embedded with one mighty thrust
He gave her the product of lust
One hand on her hip
One touching her nip

 

[weespanner]

Embedded with one mighty thrust
He gave her the product of lust
One hand on her hip
One touching her nip
Or grasping firm hold of her bust

 

[Hornblende]

For a handful of breast is a joy

 

[weespanner]

For a handful of breast is a joy
Unless it's man-boobs on a boy

 

[Hornblende]

For a handful of breast is a joy
Unless it's man-boobs on a boy
Eek! I'll stick with girls

 

[weespanner]

For a handful of breast is a joy
Unless it's man-boobs on a boy
Eek! I'll stick with girls
And necklace of pearls

 

[Hornblende]

For a handful of breast is a joy
Unless it's man-boobs on a boy
Eek! I'll stick with girls
And necklace of pearls
And a pleasure you cannot alloy!

 

[weespanner]

His pleasure adorned her fair skin

 

[Hornblende]

His pleasure adorned her fair skin
She smiled as she rubbed it all in