Wtf

[girlsmiley]

Ignore that vicious hag, I'll cuddle you.

She's really vicious.

 

[kbate]

She's really vicious.

You saw where I sent laurelle a sick kitty earlier today? That proves my virtue.

 

[girlsmiley]

I think the vote is 2:1 to hobble you now. Sorry

I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to hobble people.

It's been the law for a couple of years now. Get with the program please.

 

[kbate]

I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to hobble people.

It's been the law for a couple of years now. Get with the program please.

no vomit, no hobbling, men in your bed, beards on the men. . .

I'm not sure this program won't be canceled.

 

[girlsmiley]

You saw where I sent laurelle a sick kitty earlier today? That proves my virtue.

Just because you posted a kitten?

Well I suppose. Are you going to send me something?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Time to self-quarantine.

Can you imagine the geographic expanse of an epidemic originating from the spread of an infection at a wedding reception?

The skanky bridesmaids alone will probably infect half the male population on the continent.

 

[girlsmiley]

no vomit, no hobbling, men in your bed, beards on the men. . .

I'm not sure this program won't be canceled.

We're on to page two now.

 

[kbate]

Just because you posted a kitten?

Well I suppose. Are you going to send me something?

I would but you are too sick to appreciate it.

 

[girlsmiley]

I would but you are too sick to appreciate it.

Your link is broken. Broken like my heart.

 

[kbate]

Your link is broken. Broken like my heart.

ah, the attachment did not get saved after I copied the link... so near, so far.

 

[girlsmiley]

ah, the attachment did not get saved after I copied the link... so near, so far.

Fuck.

 

[girlsmiley]

Time to self-quarantine.

Can you imagine the geographic expanse of an epidemic originating from the spread of an infection at a wedding reception?

The skanky bridesmaids alone will probably infect half the male population on the continent.

So try not to sneeze on the cake?

 

[girlsmiley]

I have to make breakfast now. Cyclone Bestie is awake.

 

[kbate]

I have to make breakfast now. Cyclone Bestie is awake.

meh... I suck at naked me attachments.

 

[girlsmiley]

meh... I suck at naked me attachments.

I won't sleep tonight.

 

[kbate]

I won't sleep tonight.

I will, with my evil, vicious smug grin in place. S will look over and ask, "what's so funny".

 

[girlsmiley]

I will, with my evil, vicious smug grin in place. S will look over and ask, "what's so funny".

Ha! Cuddle her for me.

 

[kbate]

Ha! Cuddle her for me.

She's got the runny slash nose...

 

[girlsmiley]

She's got the runny slash nose...

Dude, you're a cripple. Just cuddle her for me.

I'll catch up with you later sweetheart.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dude, you're a cripple. Just cuddle her for me.

I'll catch up with you later sweetheart.

Don't call her that or you become one!!

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/duck-chase-gif.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/duck-chase-gif.gif

Awww. That's brilliant!

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's smiley on the lamb from duck hunters.

 

[kbate]

Time to self-quarantine.

Can you imagine the geographic expanse of an epidemic originating from the spread of an infection at a wedding reception?

The skanky bridesmaids alone will probably infect half the male population on the continent.

A man! kill it! Hobble it! Burn it!

 

[Fata Morgana]

A man! kill it! Hobble it! Burn it!

You're like me when I see a spider.

Do you ever hit 'em in the face with a shoe then grab fistfuls of your own hair and run in rapid small circles shrieking like a banshee?