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This is Yet Another I Love Me / The Person Above Me / Lit On-line Lover Thread

It seems lately people here can't get enough of them, so I thought I'd combine the concept of the I love me thread with the person above me thread.

So...please make sure you stop in just to fawn all over me and tell me what a sexy person I am and make sure you let me know how much you love me and want to bone me. That's the ILM part of this.

Also, remark on the person who posted above you. Say something that will make them immediately want to tear their clothes off and fuck you. Men, make sure that you skip over every man posting in here to remark about the woman who was the most recent poster. Don't be shy about it either. Women, make sure you only post after one of your friends have posted. Make sure you never acknowledge any person you don't know. That's the TPAM part of this.

Also be sure if you're in an online relationship that you post incessantly about it with your LOL (Lit on-line lover). Be cutesy, too. Don't hold back. The more overt the better. Make sure that the rest of the posters want to barf when they see you invade the thread.

Above all else...do never make a new person feel welcome. Let me repeat that DO NEVER MAKE A NEW PERSON FEEL WELCOME. Ignore them at all costs. Even better, say something almost, but not quite, disparaging about them to one of your friends here.

That's how this shit works.
 
Brian I think you're great....did I follow your detailed instructions?

For the first part, yes. But you failed to skip me in order to flirt with the last woman to post.

Oh fuck...now I'm doing the same thing. :mad:
 
This is Yet Another I Love Me / The Person Above Me / Lit On-line Lover Thread

It seems lately people here can't get enough of them, so I thought I'd combine the concept of the I love me thread with the person above me thread.

So...please make sure you stop in just to fawn all over me and tell me what a sexy person I am and make sure you let me know how much you love me and want to bone me. That's the ILM part of this.

I thought I'd add color to this just to make it even MORE perfect for you. ANYWAYS...BBB you are so amazingly hot and I want your bod, bad! I want to lick, fuck, and suck you. I would shower with you, kiss you, and want to see you naked. (I think I covered them all - and meet the first requirement?)

Also, remark on the person who posted above you. Say something that will make them immediately want to tear their clothes off and fuck you. Men, make sure that you skip over every man posting in here to remark about the woman who was the most recent poster. Don't be shy about it either. Women, make sure you only post after one of your friends have posted. Make sure you never acknowledge any person you don't know. That's the TPAM part of this.

Hmmmm...this is the hard one for me. Lots of acquaintances, but no friends for me :) So I will have to pass on this portion. Oh, wait, I have amazing boobs! (That's the tear the clothes off part)

Also be sure if you're in an online relationship that you post incessantly about it with your LOL (Lit on-line lover). Be cutesy, too. Don't hold back. The more overt the better. Make sure that the rest of the posters want to barf when they see you invade the thread.

Damn! Maybe I shouldn't have posted in this one? While I have a favorite Litster, we aren't often on here at the same time. I will try to come back the next time we are so I can fulfill this requirement. :)

Above all else...do never make a new person feel welcome. Let me repeat that DO NEVER MAKE A NEW PERSON FEEL WELCOME. Ignore them at all costs. Even better, say something almost, but not quite, disparaging about them to one of your friends here.

Well, since I'm pretty sure most people treat me like I'm a new person, I can't do this one either. I kinda suck at this thread!


That's how this shit works.

I adore you BBB! :kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
This is Yet Another I Love Me / The Person Above Me / Lit On-line Lover Thread

It seems lately people here can't get enough of them, so I thought I'd combine the concept of the I love me thread with the person above me thread.

So...please make sure you stop in just to fawn all over me and tell me what a sexy person I am and make sure you let me know how much you love me and want to bone me. That's the ILM part of this.

I thought I'd add color to this just to make it even MORE perfect for you. ANYWAYS...BBB you are so amazingly hot and I want your bod, bad! I want to lick, fuck, and suck you. I would shower with you, kiss you, and want to see you naked. (I think I covered them all - and meet the first requirement?)

Also, remark on the person who posted above you. Say something that will make them immediately want to tear their clothes off and fuck you. Men, make sure that you skip over every man posting in here to remark about the woman who was the most recent poster. Don't be shy about it either. Women, make sure you only post after one of your friends have posted. Make sure you never acknowledge any person you don't know. That's the TPAM part of this.

Hmmmm...this is the hard one for me. Lots of acquaintances, but no friends for me :) So I will have to pass on this portion. Oh, wait, I have amazing boobs! (That's the tear the clothes off part)

Also be sure if you're in an online relationship that you post incessantly about it with your LOL (Lit on-line lover). Be cutesy, too. Don't hold back. The more overt the better. Make sure that the rest of the posters want to barf when they see you invade the thread.

Damn! Maybe I shouldn't have posted in this one? While I have a favorite Litster, we aren't often on here at the same time. I will try to come back the next time we are so I can fulfill this requirement. :)

Above all else...do never make a new person feel welcome. Let me repeat that DO NEVER MAKE A NEW PERSON FEEL WELCOME. Ignore them at all costs. Even better, say something almost, but not quite, disparaging about them to one of your friends here.

Well, since I'm pretty sure most people treat me like I'm a new person, I can't do this one either. I kinda suck at this thread!


That's how this shit works.

I adore you BBB! :kiss::kiss::kiss:

TPAM gets it. :D Who wouldn't want to bone a Chargers fan?
 
TPAM gets it. :D Who wouldn't want to bone a Chargers fan?

Oh man! I should have used that in my part about trying to get TPAM to want to tear their clothes off and fuck me! That would work so much better than the amazing boobs. ;):kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
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