Yang4thePeople

Shankara20 said:
please send me 6 pair next day air special delivery ASAP
Hey! I don't hijack your threads, so please don't hijack mine.
 
Yang4yin said:
Hey! I don't hijack your threads, so please don't hijack mine.

sorry, I thought I was keeping in the spirit of your thread, no hijack intended -
it will not happen again
 
So I'm guessing that if we vote you in there will be a flogger in every closet and a butt plug beside every bed?

If so I'm bending over to give you my vote of confidence.

Chris_Xavier said:
Okay..we have to have a whistle stop campaign tour.. and of course, I'll run the train
 
Herbert Hoover promised a chicken in every pot and a pot in every kitchen...

Guess we could do something similar..

Just remember... it was after Hoover's election that the stockmarket crashed of "Black Tuesday" occurred.
 
Blushing Bottom said:
So I'm guessing that if we vote you in there will be a flogger in every closet and a butt plug beside every bed?

If so I'm bending over to give you my vote of confidence.

At least one of each.
 
you know, if you win, getting every available girl in the country to call you Sir (or mr. president interchangably) comes with the territory
 
Chris_Xavier said:
Herbert Hoover promised a chicken in every pot and a pot in every kitchen...

Guess we could do something similar..

Just remember... it was after Hoover's election that the stockmarket crashed of "Black Tuesday" occurred.


Maybe we can thwart it by having a "Black and Blue Tuesday".

I know, I know, I'm so original.
 
myinnerslut said:
you know, if you win, getting every available girl in the country to call you Sir (or mr. president interchangably) comes with the territory
Hadn't thought of that, but I rather like the idea.

reignophelia said:
Maybe we can thwart it by having a "Black and Blue Tuesday".
I like this idea!
Maybe have a Must Masturbate Monday, Welts Wednesday, Thrashing Thursday, Fisty Friday, Sadist's Choice Saturday, and Suck Me Sunday, too. (Those are the first things that popped into my head. I'm open to suggestions.)
 
Where does the candidate stand

I want to know your position on the burgeoning trade deficit in sex toys from China.

What steps will your administration take to ensure that the sex toys currently being imported from China are safe to use?
 
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saw_man1 said:
I want to know you position on the burgeoning trade deficit in sex toys from China.

What steps will your administration take to ensure that the sex toys currently being imported from China are safe to use?
Why do we even import sex toys from China? Can't the US manufacture our own? Let's put our people back to work and insure that we have high quality, safe sex toys.

The porn capital is still in Van Nuys, isn't it? Why can't we also have some R&D going on in the same place, and setup manufacturing based on what the pros recommend?

The health and well-being of every adult toy user should be safeguarded by banning the import of these items.

It would be a good thing to once again see that "Made in USA" stamp on the bottom of butt plugs, vibrators and the like.

Unfortunately for some, I'll have to prohibit the sex toy manufacturers from using union labor. Until I can get the health insurance mess straightened out, the companies won't be able to afford both decent wages and a long list of benefits.
 
You know, if you get elected, I don't suppose by cchange you could appoint me head of chocolate distribution? Pretty please?
 
My thoughts almost exactly...well was thinking Black & Blue Friday.

reignophelia said:
Maybe we can thwart it by having a "Black and Blue Tuesday".

I know, I know, I'm so original.
 
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