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naudiz

naudiz

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So make with the chatty already.

Sunstruck, when Sillyman signs in, grab him. I've got the duct tape, and we've got Silverluna on olive oil detail.

Lavy -- you rock. So does PV, Laurel, and a lot of other people, so don't get your knickers in a twist if you're not on my list, because I love you, woogums, but my memory sucks so hard NASA uses it for deep space simulations.

Quote of the moment: Obey your thirst for vengeance -- drink Spite.

Am I the only person on this board who has the loin for David Sylvian? Crikey!

Discuss.
 
How come SHE always gets to be on olive oil detail? And you never let me play with the duct tape.

Ya know, for an evil overgoddess, you sure are mean.
 
naudiz said:
So make with the chatty already.

my memory sucks so hard NASA uses it for deep space simulations.

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I'm so using this. Naudiz you are a font of brilliant quotes.

I am eagerly awaiting Sillyman. I hear he squirms delightfully.
 
Naudiz, you rock. All the people who've been so sweet to me and friendly and made me feel good, you rock too.
 
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pagancowgirl said:
How come SHE always gets to be on olive oil detail? And you never let me play with the duct tape.

Ya know, for an evil overgoddess, you sure are mean.
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Wanna be in charge of the itching powder?
 
Laurel said:
Naudiz, you rock. All the people who've been so sweet to me and friendly and made me feel good, you rock too.
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Its She who rocks lots.

Rock on tweet. (why do I feel lik Jimmy Dean?)
 
naudiz said:
Am I the only person on this board who has the loin for David Sylvian?
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"Has the loin"?

That has to be the best euphemism for lust that I've seen in ages.

You rock, even if you are diabolically evil and stuff.
 
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tortoise said:
"Has the loin"?

That has to be the best euphemism for lust that I've seen in ages.

You rock, even if you are diabolically evil and stuff.
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If you have the loin, would that mean you are loining?

Is that like pining?

Just wondering.
 
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sunstruck said:
Wanna be in charge of the itching powder?
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Itching powder, duct tape, and olive oil... I'm almost scared.

Especially since I just realized that by olive oil, she meant Olive Oyl. Thos damn typos make all the difference. Suddenly, being on Olive Oyl detail doesn't seem like that much fun.
 
Is this thread about medical tubing launching devices? How about medieval weapons of fire and large fruit?
 
SaintPeter said:
Is this thread about medical tubing launching devices? How about medieval weapons of fire and large fruit?
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You have a yen to catapult canteloupe somewhere?
 
sunstruck said:



You have a yen to catapult canteloupe somewhere?
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I do. Cant wait for Junkyard Whores to get out of reruns and start bashing some stuff up. :)
 
(Talking to himself as usual)

Wow, gee, what a day. I really needed that nap. I wonder how all my internet friends are doing. I'll just log on Lit and...


AIEEEEE!!!!
 
Haw haw haw. Junkyard Whores. I'm so there.

I'm still going to build that trebuchet. I don't care what Mr. Naudiz says.

I'm totally loining for David Sylvian. I would be his bitch in a New York minute. That man has a voice that is just pure liquid velvet sex. I'm dying, here. The songs "Cover Me With Flowers" and "Riverman" make me want to hump madly. I need help.

Euphamism of the moment for jerking off: Roughing up the suspect.

Says Cheffie: Rock on tweet. (why do I feel lik Jimmy Dean?)

Says me: Why do I feel like Jimmy Dean sausage?

Sillyman! GET HIM!!!
 
naudiz said:


Euphemism of the moment for jerking off: Roughing up the suspect.

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Man, do I have some serious ethics violations to account for.
 
Now -that- is what I call having the loin. Aw yeah.

Sillyman: did you get him to spill?

Haw haw haw. I kill me.
 
Hey there Sillyman! C'mere! We've got some fresh hommade cheesecake for ya! Riiiiight here in this cage- errr room...

SNAP!!!!
 
Help!!! They seek to do horrible things to my person! :eek:

Somebody get me Johnny Cochrane!
 
Sillyman said:
Help!!! They seek to do horrible things to my person! :eek:

Somebody get me Johnny Cochrane!
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There is no law in the Fortress of Doom.

Now sit still or the hot wax is going to get on the carpet!
 
Rambling Rose said:


If you insist, but really I'd rather watch you do it.
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*edited because I'm metally challenged enough not to notice how amusing my own typo was*
 
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