Yes, I'm a total dork!

[OhMissScarlett]

Cloudy, when you have a kid, things show up in the most mysterious places. My SO still hasn't found his cell phone, which we think our son put in the trash.

McKenna, I wonder if people that aren't dorks or geeks can really be trusted and what purpose do they serve anyway? If they're not entertaining, what the fuck good are they?

Seacat, I do this all the time with my sunglasses. They're on my head 90% of the time, the rest of the time they're in my purse. I still can never find them.

Rob, master of dorkiness, we salute you!(Though you seem kinda cool to me, so I don't know...)

 

[rgraham666]

You haven't seen how many trips I have to take to the fridge and back to make a simple sandwich.

Got the meat, forgot the bread.
Got the bread, forgot the mustard.
Got the mustard, forgot the lettuce.
Got the lettuce, forgot the friggin' margarine!

And the same putting it away.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You haven't seen how many trips I have to take to the fridge and back to make a simple sandwich.

Got the meat, forgot the bread.
Got the bread, forgot the mustard.
Got the mustard, forgot the lettuce.
Got the lettuce, forgot the friggin' margarine!

And the same putting it away.

at least you can remember what you were doing in the kitchen in the first place

 

[rgraham666]

at least you can remember what you were doing in the kitchen in the first place

Ooop!

Time for my bunny's lettuce fix. Thanks Scarlett.

 

[Dar~]

OKay I swear, my kitchen is six feet from my living room and many times I forget what I am going to the kitchen to get within those six feet.

 

[variable Xy]

this reminds me of the first time my boyfriend locked my steering wheel after driving my car. I tried and tried to start the car and nothing happened. I was swearing and kicking things, and finally called him up at work and asked him "what the fuck did you do to my car?"

after he finished laughing, he told everyone at work and still tells the story eery chance he gets

haha of course he does

 

[OhMissScarlett]

OKay I swear, my kitchen is six feet from my living room and many times I forget what I am going to the kitchen to get within those six feet.

I swear that having kids saps your brain cells. I drove up town the other day to go to the store and got nothing I went there to get.

 

[minsue]

i sat in the parkinglot for 20 minutes trying to remember how to take the emergency break off my truck i've owned for a few months. the knob says "push button and turn" so i do that, push button, push turn, push button, push turn. i'm contemplating whether or not to drive home with it on. er, it's not on all the way so why not? then it dawns on me that i'm not following simple instructions, i'm adding a push on the turn. doh!

i have sore right hand; rubbed it raw with all that push turn.


good thing i'm a lefty

When I was teaching myself to drive standard on an old truck I drove down the street and freaked out from the amount of black smoke billowing from the truck. It wasn't until I carefully eased it around the block and back to the parking space, concentrating very hard on shifting of course and terrified that it was going to blow up or something, that I realized the smoke was caused by driving with the parking break still on.

Yup. I'm a dork.

 

[4degrees]

hey, did you ever notice, that when i'm online, if you scroll down to the who's online list, i'm always first? no one is ever before me. isn't that weird?

that's only the most recent examples of my dorkdrome.

or most recent that i'm willing to admit.

 

[Dar~]

hey, did you ever notice, that when i'm online, if you scroll down to the who's online list, i'm always first? no one is ever before me. isn't that weird?

that's only the most recent examples of my dorkdrome.

or most recent that i'm willing to admit.

Yeah, I noticed yesterday that I was first . . it was nice. I'm such a dork too.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*bump*

I thought we were having the most spectacular fall colors and I've been going on about them for the last two weeks. Everyone else was looking at me like I'm crazy and saying they didn't think they were that special.

Well, today I took my sunglasses off while I was driving and wiped them off. Suddenly, the fall colors went bye-bye. Um yeah, I was seeing the world through rose-tinted glasses. Not the first time, folks.

 

[CharleyH]

Trees outside the deck are still green and swaying; holding onto their last breath I assume. The leaves off the balcony have fallen though and the smell is wonderful, burnt not giving way to Christmas and Hannakah (sp) yet, nature is slower than the advertisers and I love that. My dirty little boys plant just bloomed and the phallus is sticking sky high this year. I must be doing something right in my life!

 

[logophile]

Here's a little story about Scarlett...

I dreamed that Scarlett was really Anne Rice and she was pissed about the thread we have right now re: Anne Rice finding Jesus.

And she was especially made at me because I had posted that it seemed like Ms Rice had never really lost Jesus and then I jacked the thread and used it to flirt.

I tried to make it up to her by telling her that I had read everything she had ever written, but when she asked me if I liked her writing I had to come clean and confess that in spite of the fact that I've read each book at least once, I don't like her writing style at all. At least not since The Witching Hour.

So Scarlett - if you're reading this... I love you and what you stand for. The fact that your vampire novels (and witch novels and the Mummy and the Violin, etc ad nauseum) did nothing for me after I turned 24 doesn't diminish the fact that I worship the ground you walk on!

And your tips for spanking a girl were spot on!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Here's a little story about Scarlett...

I dreamed that Scarlett was really Anne Rice and she was pissed about the thread we have right now re: Anne Rice finding Jesus.

And she was especially made at me because I had posted that it seemed like Ms Rice had never really lost Jesus and then I jacked the thread and used it to flirt.

I tried to make it up to her by telling her that I had read everything she had ever written, but when she asked me if I liked her writing I had to come clean and confess that in spite of the fact that I've read each book at least once, I don't like her writing style at all. At least not since The Witching Hour.

So Scarlett - if you're reading this... I love you and what you stand for. The fact that your vampire novels (and witch novels and the Mummy and the Violin, etc ad nauseum) did nothing for me after I turned 24 doesn't diminish the fact that I worship the ground you walk on!

And your tips for spanking a girl were spot on!

Bwahahaha. Don't worry, my novels don't do much for me either and I'm still pissed about that Tom Cruise/Interview With A Vampire calamity. I will, however, claim responsibility for the girl spanking advice though. Good to hear it worked out for ya. Oh, and I only said I found Jesus to pick up young Mormon boys.

Logo

 

[logophile]

Bwahahaha. Don't worry, my novels don't do much for me either and I'm still pissed about that Tom Cruise/Interview With A Vampire calamity. I will, however, claim responsibility for the girl spanking advice though. Good to hear it worked out for ya. Oh, and I only said I found Jesus to pick up young Mormon boys.

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Kisses back to you Ms. Rice...

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I'm unique. I've been told that I'm 50% geek, and 50% redneck.

I took it as a compliment.

 

[Guest]

I, am categorically, not a dork.
my pocket protector says so.

 

[CharleyH]

I, am categorically, not a dork.
my pocket protector says so.

Yeah right. You rely on computers to tell you?

(still damned sexy, even if a dork. Damn so am I, so thats some good company )

 

[Guest]

Yeah right. You rely on computers to tell you?

(still damned sexy, even if a dork. Damn so am I, so thats some good company )

well, ok.
but only cuz you said so.
hrmf~

 

[AppleBiter]

I'm actually wearing a shirt that says "DORK" across the front in big, black letters at this very moment. It's my work-out shirt. I don't want people at the gym to be surprised when I make an ass out of myself or to think they're the first to call me a dork. Am I a dork? Uh yeah. I think so.


Edited: Hey, I just realized that this thread is waaay old and that I've already replied to it. What a dorky thing to do!

 

[CharleyH]

well, ok.
but only cuz you said so.
hrmf~

ok - so you are awful company.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm actually wearing a shirt that says "DORK" across the front in big, black letters at this very moment. It's my work-out shirt. I don't want people at the gym to be surprised when I make an ass out of myself or to think they're the first to call me a dork. Am I a dork? Uh yeah. I think so.


Edited: Hey, I just realized that this thread is waaay old and that I've already replied to it. What a dorky thing to do!

That's okay, I delight in updates on the dorkiness.

p.s. you're kewl, Vella's pocket protector told me so.

 

[Guest]

ok - so you are awful company.

yes, i know...coming off a high from a five person interview.
the vodka is kicking in...i should be my old self in oh... 6 more shots. *grin*

 

[woodnymph_O]

does anyone else ever turn on the coffee pot without putting the coffee in ?
or make a sandwhich and put the bread in the fridge and the bologna in the cabinet?
that's my two most common

 

[hugo_sam]

does anyone else ever turn on the coffee pot without putting the coffee in ?
or make a sandwhich and put the bread in the fridge and the bologna in the cabinet?
that's my two most common

Never, never. Wait let me look at the milk in the cabinet next to the crereal.
Wait let me move the coffee grounds in the regrigerator first.