Yo Mama.....

[Qky75]

Tell me your favorite Your Mama jokes here....

 

[Qky75]

I'll start;

Your Mama's so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me....

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at The Last Supper

 

[Qky75]

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at The Last Supper

Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go another direction.

 

[Qky75]

Yo mama so fat, when stepped on the scale it said, ‘To be continued.’

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

 

[Mrtenant]

Yo mama so nasty, she gets escorted out of Red Lobster for bringing her own crabs.

 

[Mrtenant]

Yo mama so hot, if she was a washing machine, I would definitely put my dirty load inside her.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yo mama is so big, after sex she smoked a turkey.

And tell the bitch I want my weights back!