You absolute...

[Orwellian69]

You absolute rotten egg

 

[Anastasia1999]

You absolute useless inbetween day!!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute Chelsea

 

[Bloodandglitter]

You absolute gas can

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute betamax

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute slinky

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute Star Wars prequel trilogy

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute grapefruit

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute swing set.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute stopwatch

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute difficult second album

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute walking stick.

 

[Jodaily]

Maybe a little more socially acceptable than this morning’s c..waffle, you absolute twatwaffle

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute chihuahua

 

[jason28053]

You absolute Moose

 

[Anastasia1999]

You absolute gombeen!!

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute gherkin

 

[Anastasia1999]

You absolute pickle!

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute fake true crime podcast

 

[jason28053]

You absolute merkin

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute bin liner

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute ass hat

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute nipple clamp

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute strap-on

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute plug