You absolute...

[Apisto42]

You absolute health insurance fucker

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute peanut butter-wannabe

 

[Taegul]

You absolute hole in the popcorn bucket.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute belly button lint.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute pooper scooper

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute pile of pooped puppies

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute rusted out pickup truck

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute needle-clawed kitten masseur

 

[Taegul]

You absolute sunburn.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute dirty tape residue.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute sweaty sock

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute knotted laces!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute bent nail.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute hammer

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sideways chair.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute torn sole!

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute belly button lint.

Did not need to read this first thing in the morning

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute power cut

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute painful broken night's sleep