You ALL might need a ticket to ride - FUCKING REALITY CHECK!!!!

[Cheri]

Are you trying to insult me? Cause let me tell you I'm starting to feeling fucking insulted. Then again it's not like it even matters cause you're right, this board doesn't really matter. Any of us could easily fill the void that this board would fill in our lives with other activities and other people. But that's not the point, the point is that we choose to come here to meet that need. We do have to realize that no matter how well we think we know people on here through posts, emails and instant messages, it's not as well as we know people we have in our real lives. The thing is Spark, most of us know that. Like, duh.
And um, get over yourself,assmunch.

 

[jcgirl]

Well........good evening to you too Sparky

I must say its always a treat to piss of someone in a fantaAsy world

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah well........

Eat me covered with the slime that oozes from yer nasty gash.

Get over myself? I would, but yer in the way.

Assmunch? Of course! So tasty when yer shit don't stink. Why is there a hunk in your mouth?

You think I give a shit about whoever the fuck comes here to do whatever - Boo fucking hoo - they can come in droves. They can come wide-eyed or dumb founded and genetically stupid. They can come puking sick or healthy - or some zombie state in between - I don't fucking care.

But, but, but - I will remind them (as sure as the pubic hairs driping from your cum sucking teeth) - especially when they fuck with other people who don't deserve it - that this shit is far from fucking real - just read the rest of the God Damn thread - bitch.

 

[jcgirl]

ummmmm

He was talking to someone else right? Just a coincy dinc my post was last

 

[Ezzy]

I am only joking...

Who the fuck is the guy sleeping next to me every
morning when I wake up????

Perhaps you should ask him?




EZ http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

Ps. Welcome back.

 

[Amadeus]

A bit whiney today, isn't he?

 

[Cheyenne]

I think someone must have pissed in his fantasy cornflakes.

 

[jcgirl]

He's frightening!!!!

 

[Bs]

I think he has a point.

and this is NOT!.....

 

[jcgirl]

oh shit, does this mean tv isnt real either?

 

[Bushido71XS]

Ok, now that we've established the fact that Sparky's pissed and off his Prozac.....

 

[jcgirl]

so, Sparks......how many signatures does it take again?

 

[Wizard]

Yep , I was found out .......I can really spell just do this cause it is fake................100% Real The whole world is full of fake people .....They say shit they are NOT. They say they have money but don't...They say there credit is good then you find out they went bankrupt a month before....And the check is in the mail is great...I post here as I am if I piss someone off??O well I just say what I feel and I think many others do too.

Now where is my white jacket and my pills at....???????........

[Edited by Wizard on 01-09-2001 at 07:22 PM]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

...but what about us full blown(blown? I wish!) lunatics?

What are ya wishing for silly wabbit? ... you know i would blow you anytime ... anywhere ... anywhy ... anyhow .. lol ....

ohhh now i am being naughty ... ha ha ... or what was it you called me again? vixen .. oh yea i like that, darling!

 

[Thumper]

Yes, I know, on a train or in a tram...

...but would you with green eggs and ham?

Would you, could you, Isabella I am?

But definitely not with pissy flavored Wheaties!

 

[Cheri]

Doncha just love it when a guy as idiotic as Spunkmonkey tries to tell you what to do?

 

[Ree]

Gasping with lower lip quivering.....you mean all I am now is a disillusioned newbie....pop my bubble if you feel like you need to...I can't crawl into my computer and live at Lit???? Oh well, I will just make my reality what I want it to be: I am 5'9, blonde, blue eyed, and blessed with a body that just won't quit. (NOT!!!) I will keep the chest I have though, it might be just right on someone 5'9.

 

[CW]

what a mouth full you did spew there Spark,,,

so who exactly is giving this reality check?,,, surely it's NOT a self examination???

 

[Vlad]

Hell, I agree with Sparkacus. I come here as a diversion to break the boredom whilst waiting to receive my last fucking dumbass daily report from London. Come on, fucker! Send it already! Time to go home and get laid!

Vlad

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Green Eggs and Figs

...but would you with green eggs and ham? Would you, could you, Isabella I am?

If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.

Say! I prefer green eggs and figs! I do!! I like them, Iz-I-is!

And I would eat you in a boat! And I would eat you with a goat... And I will eat you in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. You are so damn good you see!

So I will eat you in a box. And I will eat you with a fox. And I will eat you in a house. And I will eat you with a mouse. And I will eat you here and there.

Say! I will eat you ANYWHERE! Oh and I do so like green eggs and figs!

Thank you! Thank you, Iz-I-is!
_____________________________
With apologies to Dr. Seuss
I took his words and made them loose
Just for my Thumper ....
my favorite humper.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ooops I almost forgot ...

For Sparky:

She's got a ticket to ride,
But she don't care.
I don't know why she's ridin' so high,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me.
Before she gets to saying goodbye,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me.

She's got a ticket to ride,
But she don't care.
My baby don't care, my baby don't care.
My baby don't care, my baby don't care.
My baby don't care, my baby don't care.

~The Beatles~

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Green Eggs and Figs

With apologies to Dr. Seuss
I took his words and made them loose
Just for my Thumper ....
my favorite humper.

To put it simply Miss thorne... I love your brilliance and if thumper is your bunny can I be your Rabbit?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ahhhh I luv ya too Chef!

hey .... just make sure you don't cook us any rabbit stew for supper ...

although i would certainly be happy to eat you too, baby! lol

 

[Guest]

Hey Sparky this is the first comment you posted that I agree with! Geez keep this up and I may go from pissing you off to liking you!

You know, you sound a little like Lasher here, with out the carrot stuck in his ass.