You ever think to yourself...

[Matthew Craig]

"Fuck women. I could have invented teleporters by now."

 

[FataMorgana]

That shit will end in tears. Or at least have you spewing on doughnuts when it goes tits up.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I think that every single day

 

[rae121452]

i think you should spend MORE time thinking about fucking women instead of plastering your babycakes across the internet hoping to get something stiff between them.

 

[Matthew Craig]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DefinitiveTemptingArchaeopteryx-size_restricted.gif

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[rae121452]

miss girlfriend, when did you dye your hair blue? how trailer trashy! i blame miss kabuki, your new one and only.

and honey, those tits...i can squeeze a better pair together even with a pacemaker. take a clue-breast pump.

 

[silver gurl]

"Fuck women. I could have invented teleporters by now."

I substitute women, for men.

 

[HisArpy]

I substitute women, for men.

I keep wondering how the OP can't use both at the same time. It works for me.

 

[RocketLauncher]

i think you should spend MORE time thinking about fucking women instead of plastering your babycakes across the internet hoping to get something stiff between them.

miss girlfriend, when did you dye your hair blue? how trailer trashy! i blame miss kabuki, your new one and only.

and honey, those tits...i can squeeze a better pair together even with a pacemaker. take a clue-breast pump.

Of course he's going to post the most androgynous girl he can. That's about as much 'woman' he can stand looking at in a lame effort to deflect from his craving massive cock in his man pussy.

I keep wondering how the OP can't use both at the same time. It works for me.

There's a word for people like that. Epsilon springs to mind.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Looks like your little Sunshine got a warning.

 

[rae121452]

Of course he's going to post the most androgynous girl he can. That's about as much 'woman' he can stand looking at in a lame effort to deflect from his craving massive cock in his man pussy.

honey, miss madge's middle name ain't 'capacity' for no reason. i heard her last boyfriend had to strap a board across his ass before he fucked her so that he wouldn't fall in and get swallowed up.

but, on a more positive note, her ability DID win her the title 'miss mammoth cave' three years in a row!

 

[RocketLauncher]

honey, miss madge's middle name ain't 'capacity' for no reason. i heard her last boyfriend had to strap a board across his ass before he fucked her so that he wouldn't fall in and get swallowed up.

but, on a more positive note, her ability DID win her the title 'miss mammoth cave' three years in a row!

I 100% believe that, his truck stop glory hole name is C Can.
I just love the metal bondage headgear he made himself, great improvement on his looks.
See? I told you he's more than a neo nazi gaping anus.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Looks like your little Sunshine got a warning.

And wouldn't that be a clear indication that the left and the degeneracy they promote isn't welcome anywhere?