You Had Sex Where?

Careful...

You really don't wanna encourage me in that vein, or we could be here all night! :rolleyes:
 
I had sex on top of an antique firetruck around 2 a.m. while it was parked in the garage bay at the sub station . The fire alarm went off so we got dressed and hurried into the radio room.......only to realize that the camera system was on and we left the condom on the hose bed. Most embarrassing part...his dad was the chief at the time and he was shown the video :eek:
 
I had sex on top of an antique firetruck around 2 a.m. while it was parked in the garage bay at the sub station . The fire alarm went off so we got dressed and hurried into the radio room.......only to realize that the camera system was on and we left the condom on the hose bed. Most embarrassing part...his dad was the chief at the time and he was shown the video :eek:


And you've been the dad's favorite girlfriend of his kids since!
 
In a church on the baptismal font. The guy worked there and after we had sex he told me he didn't lock the door. :rolleyes:
 
1. Taking a female executive bent over her desk in her office.
2. Performing oral sex on the executive from under her desk.
3. Receiving oral sex from the executive, on her knees under my desk.
4. Masturbating one another under a blanket while flying across the country.
5. Under an office conference room table after the annual holiday party.
6. Taking a girlfriend from behind on a hotel balcony overlooking the boardwalk.
7. Under the boardwalk in the middle of the day.
8. In a neighbor's front yard (she couldn't wait).
 
On the trunk of the car in a college parking lot as a football game ended and people cheered us on.
 
RE: Craziest Place I've Had Sex

I once had sex with a lady in a outhouse in Olathe, Ks. We both went in there because she had to pee. She unzipped my pants pulled out my dick and said, "I should have fucked that when I had the chance".

So after I wiped her we went at it! About a minute or so into it we heard the buzzing of some bees headed our way. We quickly pulled up our pants and ran out.

There was a couple parked outside with the biggest smirks on their face.
 
uh, in a disneyland bathroom... I gave her head that had her cryin', but she bit her lip and kept quiet... the other tourists were lookin at us funny when we left in a hurry :p
 
With Pastor's son: In the center isle of the church. In the 13 pew of the church. On the alter of the church. And - this is the one I am actually ashamed of - in the Baptismal. On the roof of the church, in the prayer room, in the cry room, and up on the balcony.

Oh youth! :)

Jane
 
this is great! one i can think of...had sex with my high school ex in the counsellors office while the counsellor was out for a break..
 
Um..

I don't think "Road Head" counts but what about an hour long suck session with a semi driver (and his wife) that never left our side no matter how fast I tried to go to pass them?

BJ outside of a movie theater in my car as people walked past (good thing we arrived late to the theater that day!)

Was a young teen and my older girlfriend dragged me to a small bedroom adjacent to the dinning room and we had sex while her parents quietly sat in the kitchen eating dinner.

At night, bent her over in a park and she screamed louder then ever before as we finally had total privacy.

Got a BJ under a deck in small lake when I was a teen

Fingered my girlfriend while we sat at a table across from friends at an Applebees. They thought she was really enjoying her food and when she came she clenched my hand between her legs and then called me an asshole.

Got head while my sister and her boyfriend sat in the backseat of my car (don't know if I like that now that it happend but I was young and horny so I didn't care)

Got a HJ on the bus on the way home from school (I never finished :( ) but my parents recieved a "letter" from the bus driver because someone ratted us out!

GF pressed against a large glass window in a main hotel in Chicago, we could see people pointing at us (guess we should have been higher than the 3rd floor)

And I have jerked off pretty much everywhere, around many people and most of the time was probably known I was doing it (especially as a teen) but nobody ever said anything.



Lost my virginity in my parents bed to my older GF <--strangest place for me personally, it felt wrong on so many levels
 
on a beach in Thailand, on a beach in Burma, on a hotel balcony, in my parent's backyard, in a classroom at university....
 
An ex sister-in-law and I did it in a grocery parking lot. Got out of the car and finished with her legs around me and her back against the stucco wall of the store. Three o'clock in the morning and quite a few people leaving the clubs saw everything. Even had people honking.
 
Under a bush in the middle of Williamsburg Town Square, with joggers up and down the paths around us.
 
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