You Had Sex Where?

In a crowded night club. The server knew told the manager who came over and could not really tell, as she was in my lap with a wrap around skirt on, and yes we finished.
 
At a convention

I had met her online two days earlier and arranged to meet her on the convention floor. I recognized her from her name tag and her physical description. She was with her husband. When he wandered away, I approached her and the sparks began to fly, starting with us observing an exhibit with me standing directly behind her and my rapidly hardening cock up against her ass. We found a deserted corridor where anyone could have happened by. First it was heavy necking them her fondling my cock. Finally she had to have it, so she pulled down her shorts and panties and I took her from behind. True story. We continued to e-fuck and I later met her at another conference in her hotel room and fucked her good and proper.
 
On the hood of my 1967 Mustang at the beach

uhm.... '67? really??? color, please! could've only been better on the hood of a '70 SS Chevelle with cowl induction and chrome detailing :D at Laguna Beach!
 
My car is Candyapple Red......it has tan leather and a convertible top. IDK it was pretty awesome. It was very hot in Miami that night. :devil:

NICE! I knew she had to be candy apple red!!! Good for you!
 
Several Places...

1. On her bed in the room I shared with my big sister at Farrell and Norton.
2. On the front lawn of my high school campus.
3. On an ancient burial slab lying in the burying ground of an an old church in downtown Philadelphia.
4. In Elko, Nevada, of all places
5. In Carl Schurz Park near Gracie Mansion in Manhattan.
6. In a bathtub on the East Side of Manhattan with a girl from Windsor, Ontario.
7. With Peggy while she was naked on the morning of her wedding in Massachusetts
 
School out building

On the top of a School under the stars. she fell on the way down and broke her arm the second time upps
 
In a back room of the library - a real small religious college - no we didnt get caught but it sure was exciting that we could have
 
Strip Club bathroom

Last year, in the bathroom of a strip club. The dancer followed me in, pulled me into the stall and wanted to fuck. She just said she was so horny and one of her friends dared her to follow the next guy into the bathroom and fuck him -- I just happened to be the lucky guy.
 
Last year, in the bathroom of a strip club. The dancer followed me in, pulled me into the stall and wanted to fuck. She just said she was so horny and one of her friends dared her to follow the next guy into the bathroom and fuck him -- I just happened to be the lucky guy.

So you didn't even ignore her? I've heard the most efficient way to get sex from a stripper is to ignore them. Perhaps that's an urban legend.

Re: the thread, a movie theater.
 
I had sex with a gf on the hood of my truck in a parking lot that was lit up lol. Either then or the time I had a blow job while driving around boon NC
 
I trussed my man in the sex swing (which is in my bedroom), opened the curtains and blind and gave him head with my butt facing the open window. I later turned and received doggy while he was still in the swing. My neighbours from across the road were sitting outside. Don't know if they saw anything but I'm sure they would've heard
 
top of an 3 story tall observation tower in a little nature preserve/county park. Had the thing swaying some. ;)
 
How about when a sexpolit goes wrong......

In the mid-80's, I picked up a woman in a bar in an English seaside town.

We hit it off and decide to head off to the beach for a 'bit of fun'. We end up under the pier and fuck like rabbits.

As I walk her back to her girlfriend, who is waiting in her car, I stop for a snog and on putting my hand on the back of her head, I feel something sticky.....
In the gloomy light of a street lamp, I observe my hand is covered in what I imagine is a very unfriendly deposit from a dog, left on the beach.... (do the math....)

On looking at her back - remember this was the mid-80's, so she was clad in snow washed demin jeans and jacket, white stillettos and hold up stockings - I saw that she was covered from head to foot, not in dog sh1te, but thick tarry oil off the beach! - seemed there were warning signs, but we never saw them!

I looked at myself and saw the same sticky mess on my knees, elbows and later - forehead (she was short!).

All I could think to say, as I left her at her mates car, was 'Err Sorry' as I legged it at max chat.

The offending oil/sand mix totalled a new pair of strides, shoes and a shirt. It took about 3 lbs of swarfega (a proprietry degreasing gel - nasty thick green stuff), used as shampoo to shift it out of my hair etc.

Never saw her again - strange that - so not sure how she faired when she got home and what she used to clean the offending cr@p off of her body - especially as I suspected that she was married!

Has anyone esle had a sexploit that went wrong.....?
 
Indoor pool at a Holiday Inn

My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the pool. One entire wall of the pool area was windows covered by very sheer curtains. We did not realize, at the time, that the hotel restaurant was on the other side of the windows. If anyone peeked through the curtains while having their dinner, they certainly would have received an eyeful.
 
I like unique places...

Inside a boxcar in the middle of the night (the train was not moving!)

On top of a train car (same night)

On a hotel balcony in the middle of the day

On the racquetball court at the gym

In the grassy median of the interstate at night (on a dare)

Those are the ones that spring to mind immediately...but there are more. :D
 
Balcony on a cruise ship while is was in port (during spring break)
 
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