You have all angered my cat!

[Betticus]

so that's it...it takes 2 pussies to outwit The Betticus

Now where is your corner at, the one you sit in when you are bad?

 

[kiten69]

Now where is your corner at, the one you sit in when you are bad?

*pout*----right----over----there---->

 

[Betticus]

*pout*----right----over----there---->

Now, you can be good and crawl in my lap and cuddle or sit in the corner.

There are no cookies in the corner. I have kisses.

 

[kiten69]

Now, you can be good and crawl in my lap and cuddle or sit in the corner.

There are no cookies in the corner. I have kisses.

being bad is fun

but cuddling in your lap for kisses is a whole lot better

*cuddlecuddle...purrr*

 

[LunarKitten]

My dog just said bring on the kitty.

Rutro...this could get ugly

<--owned by two cats AND two dogs

 

[kiten69]

Rutro...this could get ugly

Nah...won't get ugly...i gave Deathwish some Salmon and cream last night and now she's sleeping like a baby all curled up next to Bett...she is definately in a "safe spot"

 

[snowy ciara]

*sets out plate of warm, gooey chocolate chip cookies and a glass of ice cold milk*

She wants to know if Eeyore can come out and play this weekend.

Eeeyore wants to know if she's up to some recreational pouncing on innocent feet. You named that beautiful baby Deathwish?

 

[kiten69]

You named that beautiful baby Deathwish?

Yes he did...

i have two kitties...Drake (little devil who devours my feet on a daily basis and demands constant cuddling and when he doesn't get it he bites the hell out of me) and Dutch (little cuddle snuggle bug all the time)

 

[snowy ciara]

No wonder she's mad! I think he's just in denial blaming her anger on us... Then again, I do know a pair of cats named Demonkitty and Monstercat.

 

[kiten69]

No wonder she's mad! I think he's just in denial blaming her anger on us...

LOL

 

[Betticus]

It's not like that at all. She earned that name one night when she decided to sprint from the living room into the bedroom, make a full pass through, up and over the bed, across my sleeping face at full speed with claws and then back into the living room. Hence, Deathwish!

 

[snowy ciara]

Silly Betticus! It was an accident! Everyone knows that there's less traction when you go from blanket to face to blanket again so she needed a little extra OOMPH. I'm sure she didn't mean it.

 

[kiten69]

It's not like that at all. She earned that name one night when she decided to sprint from the living room into the bedroom, make a full pass through, up and over the bed, across my sleeping face at full speed with claws and then back into the living room. Hence, Deathwish!

was that the night you gave her salmon for the first time

 

[Betticus]

Silly Betticus! It was an accident! Everyone knows that there's less traction when you go from blanket to face to blanket again so she needed a little extra OOMPH. I'm sure she didn't mean it.

Accident or not, that night she was within moments of a quick death. Once I was fully awake though I just changed her name.

 

[kiten69]

Accident or not, that night she was within moments of a quick death. Once I was fully awake though I just changed her name.

so what was her name before you changed it??

 

[Betticus]

so what was her name before you changed it??

Cat! Her name was just Cat.

 

[kiten69]

Cat! Her name was just Cat.

now that's creative

 

[lne_iii]

"Are you married?"
"No, but I have a cat..."
"That's not the same thing..."
"You haven't met my cat..."

 

[LunarKitten]

"Are you married?"
"No, but I have a cat..."
"That's not the same thing..."
"You haven't met my cat..."

As long as the cat isn't named Fluffer...

*reference to an episode of Family Business, where a porn distributor had a cat fetish*