desertslave
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When you catch yourself ogling your daughter's roommate, know for sure you're old enough to be her mother, and ogling some more.
You know you are not sexually dead when....
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ShyGuy68
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I really believe 98% of the population in Scandinavia are perverts, I guess it must be the Viking blood
Several years ago I dated a Dane for about three years, during that time he arranged for Shy guy and I to meet and chat face to face. It was great to meet him, I was so stunned when he came and said hello, it was the last thing I was expecting to happen.
During my three years of back and forth between UK and DK I met one person who wasn't a pervert and on that basis feel there is probably another one lurking in the depths somewhere.
Yep Scandinavians = perverts.
Yes that was fun!! And you know I still think I owe you a spanking or two
So when are you coming to visit me?
ShyGuy68
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Hello
I wondered if you were still around.
Now I am smiling
Yep I'm still around, mainly in the Am Pic forum. But you can PM me anytime
shy slave
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Yes that was fun!! And you know I still think I owe you a spanking or two
So when are you coming to visit me?
Spankings??
No........
I don't recall you owing me those lol
Sadly I don't come to DK any more, I have stayed in touch with Andantes kids, but the joy of DK ended when Andante and I ended.
He is happy now, and it is best if I am here, and he is there. Can't go through seeing places he and I went to together. Sad, but true
Curious_in_Cali
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When you HAVE to take a second look.
Cumference
I brought my plunger!
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.... You look at an empty tissues box and smile
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eastern sun
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You have to put the knife down in the middle of preparing thai noodles with peanut sauce, in order to masturbate with that two-inch piece of ginger you just cut. 
shy slave
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You have to put the knife down in the middle of preparing thai noodles with peanut sauce, in order to masturbate with that two-inch piece of ginger you just cut.
That is a heck of a definition
pensivepoet
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When the neighbor's german shepherd suddenly seems a viable option. But only in Denmark
ShyGuy68
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It's not a surprise that you don't recall that ...
And I can understand why you don't feel like coming to Denmark again! Maybe sometime we can meet up in the UK again.
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Primalex
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You have to put the knife down in the middle of preparing thai noodles with peanut sauce, in order to masturbate with that two-inch piece of ginger you just cut.
<mental note>
Never accept a dinner invitation from eastern sun.
</mental note>
shy slave
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It's not a surprise that you don't recall that ...
And I can understand why you don't feel like coming to Denmark again! Maybe sometime we can meet up in the UK again.
Just let me know when you are in the Uk we can meet for a spanking free lunch
*Groan* Terrible, just terrible
eastern sun
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I always have enough ginger around for those moments. When I was done, I tossed it and cut a new piece. I love bringing these sensations into my daily routines.
ShyGuy68
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Yes spankings are for dessertJust let me know when you are in the Uk we can meet for a spanking free lunch
