You know you're a Republican when...

[DevilishTexan]

Rush Limbaugh blasted Senator Durbin and called him an embarrassment an Un-American. Later in his show he called Hillary Clinton a Feminazi.

God, I would love to take a baseball bat to that hypocritical baboon.

And we'd love to take a baseball bat to both of them.

 

[mrmgp]

who are you talk to?

ubertroll

 

[ubertroll]

FYI: Mrmgp is not my alt. Really. I honest to God have no alts on this forum.

And I am not Dustin Diamond. I swear.






P.S. mrmgp--I know plenty of Republicans. Most are insufferable. Those that aren't are really West Virginia Democrats--they vote party-line dem, but with a Republican in the top slot.

 

[The Mutt]

No, your ignorant ramblings do.

Good.

 

[ubertroll]

And we'd love to take a baseball bat to both of them.

Yes. It's a shame that Dick Durbin also has the votes to get reelected. Easily.

Neener neener.

 

[ubertroll]

You know you're a Republican when you blast a democrat for using the word Nazi, and your party has used it at least 3 times before

You know you're a Republican when you think the word "Feminazis" is clever, ignoring the fact that the Nazis were a brutally chauvenist regime.

 

[ubertroll]

[not a direct parody, again]
You don't know what doubleplusungood means. I think you need a life and need to get laid

Aw, it's funny because you have no cogent arguments!

You think AIDS is caused by divine wrath against gay people. Even when it strikes the unborn you think the abortion of whom should be criminalized. I think it was a disease designed in a lab

The irony is you accused all conspiracy theorists of being Democrats.

You are convinced that proponents of legislation aiding the poor hate America, but zealots who bash Jews, gays, liberals, Catholics, and protestants in different denominations than your own are what ALLOWED this to happen [to reference what Reverend JF said shortly after 9-11]. No I don't

And yet you made a thread with similarly stupidly generalized statements about Democrats. Gonna issue a retraction?

You attribute every correlation between race or national origin and something bad to superiority of Western race and culture, but can't explain why every serial murderers are almost always--and disproportionally--white. You think the black middle class supports Republicans. Hey man, people of every color are screwed up in one way or another

It's really funny that you're saying this, when nearly every one of my items was just a reversal/parody of one of yours. You're denying the factual relevace of your OWN thread.

And you'll continue to be everyone's little pet here.

Anything is better than being as mentally nonfunctional as you. And there are worse fates than being friendly.