You know you're tired when . . .

[MT_Pitcher]

YKYTW

When you sit and lurk and read some posts and really don't care enough to talk........

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[LordToranaga]

YKYTW.....

you can't pull open your front door and after struggling with it you finally remember it swings in......

 

[Joey3308]

YKYTW.....


Ya brush your teeth in the morning with preparation H

 

[done_got_old]

YKYTW.....


Ya brush your teeth in the morning with preparation H

ROFLMAO because I've made similar errors.


YKYTW when you fall asleep sitting on the toilet and wake up with ring around the butt.

 

[SkulkinKittikin]

DGO...

<laughing>

Ring on the butt...yes...been there.

Always a joy to see you, Luv'. Welcome to the sleepy-head thread, all.

 

[Nyissa]

YKYTW

the computer screen gets really blurry, and the spelling goes out the window, but you really couldn't be bothered fixing it before posting...

 

[Joey3308]

YKYTW.....


Ya get up in the morning and get ready for work and are half way out the door before you realize its Saturday

 

[done_got_old]

YKYTW
When you fall asleep in the afternoon, wake up, think it's the next day.......get ready for work and it's only 8 pm.

 

[Denae]

YKYTW

You put eye makeup remover on a cotton ball and proceed to rub it on your eye and it takes a moment to realize you're not rubbing it on your eye but on your glasses. (For inquiring minds-no, it's not as streak free as Windex.)

 

[Joey3308]

YKYTW......


.....the national anthem plays on the tube....then static

 

[done_got_old]

YKYTW......
you fall asleep in the shower and look like a prune.

 

[Joey3308]

YKYTW.....


.......ya go out to get the mail and realize you're still in your undies

 

[SkulkinKittikin]

YKYTW...

You wake up from a snuggly-warm night's rest and your eyes are STILL sleepy-teary.

Sorry. I'm complaining. I'm spread a bit thinly at the moment (would prefer a bit 'widely,' but -- hey! -- whaddreyagonnado?). I'm thinking I need to get some new/better drugs.

"Ooooh, meth! Ooo ooh, meth! I don't eat! I don't sleep! But I've got the cleanest house on the street!"

(My closest girlfriend has always thought that I should have played the addict in the commercial for -- I mean, 'against,' of course!-- meth a few years ago. I'm a bit too plump, though.)

'Ta, all! Be well and take a kittisnooze for me!

SKitt

 

[Erotica_Writings]

YKYTW

You're pouring the coffee from the pot and miss the dern cup completely

 

[Joey3308]

YKYTW.....


......you wearily trudge out the door and over to your car, put the key in the lock and turn.....and the alarm goes off CUZ IT'S NOT YOUR CAR!

 

[Erotica_Writings]

YKYTW

The shirt you put on early in the morning is still on inside out at lunch

 

[Joey3308]

YKYTW.....


......you take a break at work and sit down and just put your head down for a couple minutes....and wake up abruptly 45 minutes later with a puddle of drool on the table and several of your fellow employees staring at you

 

[pleasteasme]

YKYTW. . . . You put your cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cupboard *and don't find it until much, much later*

 

[Mskey]

YKYTW...

you are staring blankly at porn on Muff's thread and thinking how comfy the beds look.

you start unloading the dishwasher into the cabinets and are actually half way done before you realize the dishes are still dirty.

you turn on the shower and then fall asleep on the toilet with it still running and wake up thoroughly confused in the shower steamed bathroom.

not only do you walk up to the wrong car but you berate your family for walking up to the correct one.

you spend a good 5 minutes hitting the report spam button due to your volume of unrecognizable mail before you realize you have in fact logged on to you husbands e-mail account.

 

[Mysteryman5500]

YKYTW- you forget to remove your socks befor taking your shower!!

 

[Mysteryman5500]

YKYTW You fix your coffie creamer and sugar and forget the coffie and dont realize it till you drink the nasty concoction of cream and sugar!!!!

 

[innocentone]

YKYTW: you walk out the door to go to the store and stop in the hallway wondering why the fuck you were going somewhere.

 

[Joey3308]

YKYTW.....


.....ya microwave your coffee cup and then realize ya forgot to put the coffee and water in it first

 

[SkulkinKittikin]

YKYTW

...you consider having major surgery just to get away from it all for awhile (Erma Bombeck said it best!).

 

[Erotica_Writings]

YKYTW

You put the cat in the dogs bath (don't think he'll ever forgive me either)