You know You've Gotten Old When...

[Spenser41]

You know you've gotten old when the hot young guys are suddenly referring to you as a cougar.

Yea but a cougar to some of those guys is someone in their 30s or 40s. And I always thought you were a cougar.... Sexy mature woman!

 

[softkisses]

You're the only one in the room who knows what a mimeograph machine is (was)!

 

[munch2much]

you want to insult everyone!
twat

 

[KnightWing]

....was there a reason I came in here?

 

[PervyRomantic]

YKYGOW:

You watch the Weather Channel.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

When you remember using carbon paper while typing to make copies.

 

[Midnight_Man]

when your not ashamed to go to the grocery store in your sweats and house shoes.

 

[PervyRomantic]

When You find reruns of "Matlock" interesting.

 

[PervyRomantic]

You think that the playground is too BUSY!!

 

[Midnight_Man]

If you can remember being sent home from school early the day John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

 

[Roxanne_Smith69]

You watched the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show.

Rox

 

[bobamabush]

I knew I was getting old

I knew I was getting old when I was telling some students about the fact that my parents always bought station wagons.

They had NO clue . . . . .

 

[PervyRomantic]

I knew I was getting old when I was telling some students about the fact that my parents always bought station wagons.

They had NO clue . . . . .

Hahaha...I can just PICTURE that!!

 

[PervyRomantic]

For Midnight Man...

When you stop listening to The Stones and start passing them!!!!

 

[Midnight_Man]

When your as old as Bill Wyman (former bass player for the Stones)

 

[PervyRomantic]

When your as old as Bill Wyman (former bass player for the Stones)

Is he even older than Keith Richards?

 

[Midnight_Man]

Is he even older than Keith Richards?

Wyman 1936, Richards 1943.

 

[PervyRomantic]

Wyman 1936, Richards 1943.

Ahhh, Makes Richards look like a kid then. haha.

 

[Midnight_Man]

Ahhh, Makes Richards look like a kid then. haha.

They say 66 isn't old anymore. But I don't think Richards really thought he'd still be recording and touring at 66.

 

[PervyRomantic]

They say 66 isn't old anymore. But I don't think Richards really thought he'd still be recording and touring at 66.

I agree. Its not THAT old. Its more that he LOOKS older than 66 to me.

 

[Midnight_Man]

I agree. Its not THAT old. Its more that he LOOKS older than 66 to me.

I met him when I worked in Las Vegas. His face shows the milage. lol

 

[PervyRomantic]

You remember when breakdanceing was cool!!!

 

[PervyRomantic]

I met him when I worked in Las Vegas. His face shows the milage. lol

Wow, up Close. Could be scary but a great story to have, though.

 

[Midnight_Man]

If you were at Woodstock '69.

 

[Chocliterary]

It takes you so long to get hard you've forgotten what you were doing.

You watch porn and expect to see title cards.

Your penis is more wrinkled than your balls.

Whenever you open your legs you hear a creaking sound.