You May Be Cool....

[1sickbastard]

But you'll be as cool as this guy.

http://www.timeforkids.com/files/121015_sky_tout2.jpg

 

[jack80]

http://www.timeforkids.com/files/121015_sky_tout2.jpg

Red bull gave him wings!

 

[1sickbastard]

Red bull gave him wings!

Better, it gave him a chute!

 

[elli1]

http://www.timeforkids.com/files/121015_sky_tout2.jpg

Austrians are the coolest....

 

[1sickbastard]

Austrians are the coolest....

Some far moreso than others.

 

[mamasota]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ajrZQe0_460sa.gif

You may be cool...
But you will never be as cool as Clint Eastwood playing with a kitten in a cowboy hat cool.

 

[1sickbastard]

You may be cool...

You may be cool, but you'll never be Tycho Brahe drinking a moose to death cool.
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/2/6/12/enhanced-buzz-29061-1360170606-4.jpg
Seriously, this nose-less genius who cataloged more than 1000 stars with naked eye observation, figured out the lensing effect of the Earth's atmosphere on astronomical observation & was so smart he got his own private island to build his lab, once matched a 1700 lb moose, beer for beer, and drank that sucker not only under the table, but six feet under as well.

 

[37_ttej]

Austrians are the coolest....

Australians are the coolest!
Except in summer.
Then we're the hottest!

(Opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily supported by climate data published by the Bureau of Meteorology)

 

[1sickbastard]

http://www.troll.me/images2/socially-awksome-penguin/too-cool-to-hangout-with-the-weird-kids-too-weird-to-hangout-with-the-cool-kids.jpg

 

[1sickbastard]

You may be cool...

...But you'll never be an space probe using an ion engine to be the first human craft to visit the dwarf planet Ceres cool.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_9MkgtVIAAquDN.jpg:large

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

...But you'll never be an space probe using an ion engine to be the first human craft to visit the dwarf planet Ceres cool.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_9MkgtVIAAquDN.jpg:large

ok, now that's just TOO cool

 

[1sickbastard]

You may be Cool...

...But I still wouldn't want to live there.
http://www.5harfliler.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/CoolCAHP.jpg

 

[RUlookingup]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/648ce545e0fedea847531971a5bddae7/tumblr_nqclljNoqS1r4poono1_500.jpg. But this guy is higher

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

...But I still wouldn't want to live there.
http://www.5harfliler.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/CoolCAHP.jpg

Look at the sign to the right. If I did live there, I would join the "Cool Lions" club.

 

[1sickbastard]

Look at the sign to the right. If I did live there, I would join the "Cool Lions" club.

If I lived there, I'd pray daily to be abducted by aliens.
Or Greyhound.