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Your favourite fantasy when masturbating?

I am traveling with my wife, who is dressed nicely in a skirt and blouse. A cop pulls us over for speeding and he fucks my wife to avoid him giving us a ticket. Sometimes I am me watching. Sometimes I am the cop
 
MiaBabe23 said:
Why don’t you take your hyperbolic malice where it belongs - i.e. nowhere - this really isn’t the place for this
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Mia, so it's vile and disgusting and inconceivable to you, and to me as well, and so, so much too, but this person gets off on it. And it really IS the place for this - look at the title of the thread, and judge not, that ye ... etc.
 
CD, DJT, XYZ, REI, RoryWhattheFuck, Wat Tyler (wasn't he the leader of the peasants back in Richard I's day?), plus another round of videos. Think. Why would we read and watch all your shit? I don't even know what point you're trying to make, but (a) Mia calls you out, you call her a fuckstick, (b) I give you a break, you call me a fuckstick, and I'm the snowflake too, so I'm worse, as a fuckstick snowflake, or maybe a snowflake fuckstick, a snowstick fuckflake or a stickflake snowfuck. Is everyone some kind of fuckstick to you? Is Eddie Murphy a fuckstick? Is Nick Nolte a fuckstick? Popeye Doyle too? Or is it just Gene Hackman? Are all those good ole redneck boys fucksticks? I won't ask about Trump and Biden, because I'm pretty sure they're in Fuckstick Territory too.

Liberate the site? Liberate it? What the fucking fuckstick fuck?
 
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I made a couple of fucksticking edits to the above, because I made a few fucksticking misfucksticktakes. Got it totally fuckstick arse about fuckstick face.

Fuckstick (that one was totally gratuitous ... *I had to fight back the urge to write "grafucksticktuitous" there, and I managed to avoid it in the end. ...

Oh, fuckstick, no I didn't.
 
Bigtitsbitch1000x said:
Oh gosh...

I'm so put down.

I feel so terrible.

Why... i... i... forgot for a moment about this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lulu_Schwartz

This...

https://ballotpedia.org/Lulu_Schwartz

This...

https://www.c-span.org/program/booknotes/the-two-faces-of-islam/115253

The poetry and essays i posted here...

Wise up, crossdressers, incels, Nazis, whatever.

I do not get off on this. Indeed, as a full on transwoman i don't "get off" on anything. I don't have the equipment.

I'm glad you CDs are alarmed.

But are you disturbed at something called Literotica that constitutes an attack on Literature? Almost nobody on this site posts about writing, or literature in the wider sense.

A dork or dorkette, TrashPanda, yaps about Edward Abbey, an author they obviously never read. Ok with you?

Is it acceptable to you that a website should solicit potentially compromising statements from humans with no libel controls, transparency, or description of its history?

Are you okay participating in a site where a jumped-up troll calling itself Rory, aka Baby, praises itself absurdly for imaginary victories in humiliating its betters? In the style of DJT?

And with encouragement of Poopy, a demented coprophage with advanced syphilis who incites violence against minor children as well as LGBTQ?

Poopy's online mental disintegration brought down a law enforcement investigation on this site, which will likely produce breaking of the handles and public disclosure of the names and addresses of all members. You good with that?

I'm not. My muse and main partner hates this site.

This horrible nonsense has forced me back into a polemical style i abandoned when i left a good, rich life of political writing, travel, book collecting and other of the finer things, for the right to wear lipstick in public, etc.

The onus is on you, Chester.


That's about this mess.

I'm cleaning this place up:



Real writers police the culture.

https://evolutionnews.org/2013/02/in_the_new_repu_1/

This site is dominated by chuds:


Do you love Putin? The Saudis? That's why this site is run as it is.

Do you hate freedom? This site has sought to stigmatize Wat Tyler, whose only offense is knowledge of what an American is.

This site can be liberated. It will be. But not by snowflakes. If you're in the snow zone, try to get to REI. They have the best snowboots.

Otherwise, grow up.

( O O )
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OK, OK, Bigtits, can I ask you a couple of things? And they're really important things, too. If you have time between all those chuds and Putin and Blues Brother YouTubes:

1. What's your favourite colour? - Now, let me guess, it's ALL of them, isn't it? I knowed it, I just knowed it. Why would anyone have such a fuckstickingly fascistically fascistoid attitude to have a favourite colour, to the detriment, torture and suffering of ALL the other colours, right, I get it.

2. You're Aries, right? I am right, aren't I? That's where all that pent-up pigsty pussy-poking aggression comes from. Oh my, you Aries girls. Yes, yes, cry, girl, shoot your mouth load and shoot your pussy load too, let it all out, good girl / woman / binary/non-binary / personthing, because you probably even have a problem with that as well.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How do you get through the day? People coming up and saying bastard hurtful things like Good morning! and What can I get you from the bar, then? and Thanks very much. If only they knew how you felt about that, and everything else.
 
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"This horrible nonsense has forced me back into a polemical style i abandoned when i left a good, rich life of political writing, travel, book collecting and other of the finer things, for the right to wear lipstick in public, etc."

Now there's a sentence you don't read every day. A tough job working out what in holy dagnabbit skittery you mean by it, but it's truly original, Bigtits. Nobody else in the world has ever written it, I'll give you that. But then, as far as I know, nobody else has ever written the word "fuckstickingly" before, so I have a first there too, although with considerably less wailing, teeth-gnashing, hair-tearing and clothes-renting.
 
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Right now, I'm imagining that a stranger is fondling my pussy. I'm bent over, on my knees with my ass in the air and face down. I'm submissive, obediently presenting my pussy for them to play with. They're feeling how wet I am. Spreading my labia to take pictures. Rubbing my clit. Calling me a good girl.
 
My wife’s first husband traveled all the time for work. She admitted that she used to masturbate a lot when he was gone. We’ve been together a while now, and even though she’s never masturbated to orgasm in front of me, I have a pretty good idea of how she gets herself off through her describing what’s she’s doing during phone sex.

I have plenty of real life spank bank material but my go to fantasy is imagining her in her 20s, naked on her bed, rubbing her clit with one hand and a nipple with the other. She loves to penetrate herself she orgasms, so I’ll cum imagining her pussy clenching around her fingers while she’s thunking about his cock inside her.
 
Wanderg said:
My wife’s first husband traveled all the time for work. She admitted that she used to masturbate a lot when he was gone. We’ve been together a while now, and even though she’s never masturbated to orgasm in front of me, I have a pretty good idea of how she gets herself off through her describing what’s she’s doing during phone sex.

I have plenty of real life spank bank material but my go to fantasy is imagining her in her 20s, naked on her bed, rubbing her clit with one hand and a nipple with the other. She loves to penetrate herself she orgasms, so I’ll cum imagining her pussy clenching around her fingers while she’s thunking about his cock inside her.
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"while she’s thunking about his cock inside her."

Have you got the word order right there, Wanderg? Are you sure it isn't "while he’s thunking his cock about inside her"? I've never encountered the verb "to thunk" before, but a cock thunking about anywhere around a girlie sounds good to me.
 
I joined in eventually but not showing myself was to watch the distracted action.......If your seen people react differently, it's just natural.
 
Listening to the audio recording of my wife but imagining what she looked like doing it. Sadly never did see her but got the next to best thing
 
I usually fantasize about the female performers in the porn I'm watching as I masturbate. Mostly I imagine the ones with big breasts in various positions. I love to have both my hands filled with a big breast while fucking doggie-style, titfucking, and getting deep-throated. What makes me horniest is a sexy woman talking about her own body and what she wants to do and have done to her. I love porn where the woman really appears to enjoy what she is doing which is pretty rare really.
 
Sometimes I fantasize about being pegged by a woman with big heavy tits and she's deep inside of me with her heavy tits resting on my backside.
 
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