Your Favourite lie

[Nimsey]

Let's begin to lie interestingly

 

[uberunk]

Well, obviously *I* would never do something like that.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

 

[thør]

The check is in the mail.

or

I'm from the gov't and here to help you.

or

I will respect you in the morning.

or

Honest, I won't cum in your mouth.

 

[LaBreia]

I promise I won't cum inside

 

[LaBreia]

Married??? Nah babe, I'm single.

 

[DanDraper]

My phone battery died.

 

[Rob_Royale]

No new wars.

 

[Dvus_D]

Yeah, I understand...