Your Guide to Quality Posting

[oralaccents]

As one of the few remaining Quality Posters, Robert D. South has agreed to answer your Questions and slip you his Hot Tip on becoming Quality Posters yourownselves.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I already know how to post some stats, and ignore others.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

https://pics.me.me/thumb_idont-dowell-with-hints-were-adults-speak-your-fucking-mind-4053007.png

 

[raindancer]

I totally need tips.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I totally need tips.

Tips or GTFO.

 

[raindancer]

I have tits. I need tips!

 

[oralaccents]

Now those are some quality posts.

 

[Super-Surprise]

I have tits. I need tips!

Pass the Dutchie from the left-hand side!

 

[beew]

His and zippman's views (in the Luk-Januarii thread) of who the GB trolls and victims are, were startling.
Neither Luk, nor Rob nor zippi see themselves as trolls, but instead as righteous and merely pushing back against "teh racists, teh misogynists and trolls". .

But that (the blind spot re our own behaviors, the finger pointing) actually describes most of the GB (myself included), doesn't?

ETA
Grammar

 

[Matthew Craig]

Neither Luk, Rob or zippi see themselves as trolls, but instead as righteous and merely pushing back against "teh racists, teh misogynists and trolls".

There's a certain satisfaction, a feel good response when you consider yourself right, and others wrong. A justification to your actions. They are the enemy, and i am right. That sense of moral high ground, but they never seem to understand that when you throw mud, you lose ground.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/20/7e/79207e8b24aae60d099199816d98092e.jpg

 

[SpeareChucker]

As one of the few remaining Quality Posters, Robert D. South has agreed to answer your Questions and slip you his Hot Tip on becoming Quality Posters yourownselves.

Will he be able to shepherd me into the Lit Hall of Fame?

 

[SpeareChucker]

His and zippman's views (in the Luk-Januarii thread) of who the GB trolls and victims are, were startling.
Neither Luk, nor Rob nor zippi see themselves as trolls, but instead as righteous and merely pushing back against "teh racists, teh misogynists and trolls". .

But that (the blind spot re our own behaviors, the finger pointing) actually describes most of the GB (myself included), doesn't?

ETA
Grammar

There are several others in their posse.
The amazing thing is to watch them rail against their conservative "enemies"
while all the while priding themselves on being centrists focused not on individuals
and labels but solely upon the issues, which they never ever seem to discuss because
they are too busy ranting against individuals and labels...

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have tits. I need tips!

• Wear a completely different outfit each time you do a three song set, drunk guys will think you're someone new.
• Eye contact is essential, particularly on the main stage
• Ideally, your garter should be 6 inches above the knee. Too low restricts movement, too high invites "accidental" coochie touches
• Mouth the words "Thank you baby" after each guy tips you.
• Bend down and give a quick hug for a guy who tips you a ten-spot or higher.
• Sweep the folded bills to the back of your garter gracefully when you can
• Don't mentally count your tips when dancing, it's soul draining.
• Learn to automatically ask "another dance?" exactly 30 seconds before the end of a private dance song

 

[oralaccents]

• Wear a completely different outfit each time you do a three song set, drunk guys will think you're someone new.
• Eye contact is essential, particularly on the main stage
• Ideally, your garter should be 6 inches above the knee. Too low restricts movement, too high invites "accidental" coochie touches
• Mouth the words "Thank you baby" after each guy tips you.
• Bend down and give a quick hug for a guy who tips you a ten-spot or higher.
• Sweep the folded bills to the back of your garter gracefully when you can
• Don't mentally count your tips when dancing, it's soul draining.
• Learn to automatically ask "another dance?" exactly 30 seconds before the end of a private dance song

This is exactly the way Dolf is with me in person; was she one of your students?

 

[RobDownSouth]

This is exactly the way Dolf is with me in person; was she one of your students?

Don't be ridiculous, Dolf would never abase herself by flashing what the Good Lord gave her for money!

In the first place, she's got way too much class for that.
In the second place, Dolf's bewbage is enormous...very close to Guiness Book of Records territory (natural category). How big? Each of her brassieres have at least 5 hooks in the back....by the time she'd manage to undo them all, the song would be over.

So as far as Dolf goes, you'll have to be satisified with a grainy VHS video of her triumph at the 1995 Blackpool Beauties wet tshirt contest or use your own imagination

And by the way, Raindancer wouldn't be up on stage either except for extenuatin' circumstances. She doing this as a side job, trying to raise bond for her incarcerated husband. She's worn out two vibrators and God knows how many AA batteries in the three weeks he's been in jail. She's too proud to do a GoFundMe, and is less than a thousand dollars short of meeting her goal. We should all encourage her in he time of need. Note to Que: "encouragement" does not mean random PM dick pics.

 

[raindancer]

Rob! lololol That was too good.

 

[zipman]

His and zippman's views (in the Luk-Januarii thread) of who the GB trolls and victims are, were startling.
Neither Luk, nor Rob nor zippi see themselves as trolls, but instead as righteous and merely pushing back against "teh racists, teh misogynists and trolls". .

But that (the blind spot re our own behaviors, the finger pointing) actually describes most of the GB (myself included), doesn't?

ETA
Grammar

You were startled to see how many right wingers posted so much in the thread?

Because that was all that I pointed out.

But it's nice to see that you recognize that you are the very type of troll you complain so much about on here. I'm proud you were able to figure that out on your own without anyone saying it to you.

Maybe there's hope for you yet.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob! lololol That was too good.

I still think you ought to go the "GoFundMe" route. I'd even match contributions until your hub gets out of jail.

Can he plea to a lesser charge? He peed on a cop car right? *shake my head*

 

[Rightguide]

I have tits. I need tips!

You mean your tits have no tips?

 

[silver gurl]

Rob!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob!

What? I promised I wouldn't bring up your sordid college days and I haven't said a word out what you had to do to put yourself through college! I kept that promise!

What did you end up doing with that Little Bo Peep outfit you had custom made? I hope you didn't throw it out, given what you invested in alterations. You could still wear it for Halloween or a costume party (if you wore a sweater over the top, of course).

 

[beew]

You were startled to see how many right wingers posted so much in the thread?

Because that was all that I pointed out.

But it's nice to see that you recognize that you are the very type of troll you complain so much about on here. I'm proud you were able to figure that out on your own without anyone saying it to you.

Maybe there's hope for you yet.

Why don't you go masturbate to AJ's and Ish's posts instead?

That's the no.1 reason you log in here and post
and the reason for your AV too.

That, and probably using some alt to talk dirty
behind your wife's back
to some dude pretending to be a chick in the AM pics forum.

 

[Que]

Don't be ridiculous, Dolf would never abase herself by flashing what the Good Lord gave her for money!

In the first place, she's got way too much class for that.
In the second place, Dolf's bewbage is enormous...very close to Guiness Book of Records territory (natural category). How big? Each of her brassieres have at least 5 hooks in the back....by the time she'd manage to undo them all, the song would be over.

So as far as Dolf goes, you'll have to be satisified with a grainy VHS video of her triumph at the 1995 Blackpool Beauties wet tshirt contest or use your own imagination

And by the way, Raindancer wouldn't be up on stage either except for extenuatin' circumstances. She doing this as a side job, trying to raise bond for her incarcerated husband. She's worn out two vibrators and God knows how many AA batteries in the three weeks he's been in jail. She's too proud to do a GoFundMe, and is less than a thousand dollars short of meeting her goal. We should all encourage her in he time of need. Note to Que: "encouragement" does not mean random PM dick pics.

Always projection with you. Always.

Does this sound like about your style? "I'd send you a dick pic, but I got to get to the gym for a workout. Lol"

 

[oralaccents]

You were startled to see how many right wingers posted so much in the thread?

Because that was all that I pointed out.

But it's nice to see that you recognize that you are the very type of troll you complain so much about on here. I'm proud you were able to figure that out on your own without anyone saying it to you.

Maybe there's hope for you yet.

Nice to see? Proud?
This isnt Quality Posting, zippi.