Your Ideal Man

[davinna]

What's your ideal man, ladies and where can you find him?

 

[Charmolypi]

All pre-conceived notions about ideals disappear as soon as his last piece of clothing hits the floor.

 

[silver gurl]

Met him. My husband.

Family is a priority.
He cooks wonderful meals.
He fills my gas tank when it minus 30 degrees.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

Met him. My husband.

Family is a priority.
He cooks wonderful meals.
He fills my gas tank when it minus 30 degrees.

...Could have stopped at item 1 - except 2 is a significant bonus and I've been in places where it is -30 and I know I couldn't do that without sable-lined seal-skins, including boots and ushanka. Good answer.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

The 'where can you find him' part is too difficult for me!

 

[silver gurl]

Dude's posting as a woman, showing us pictures of some old lady's ass cheeks spread wide for a motel gang bang so he can jerk off to the dudes here who hit on "her".
So sad it's funny.

STFU Lance. I have offered before and I will offer again. Skype me and I will prove that it is me in the pics.

Last time offered, you went quiet.

Such a sad little fellow.

 

[silver gurl]

Skip the middleman, man, post your wife's beaver here. Chicken?

No...

 

[silver gurl]

Skip the middleman, man, post your wife's beaver here. Chicken?

Chicken to skype or FaceTime?

Ok little man.

 

[silver gurl]

Beaver's beaver, dude. Post it, don't post it, I don't care either way.
But it's fun to watch you twist.

I am not twisting. You twist. Should I dig up my old Lance thread? Had you going for a week.

I have given you an offer to prove my identity. You will not take it.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Post whatever you like about this lance pal of yours, fuck start a thread.

Got her beaver shots for us, George?
Of shit...that's a tranny you were fucking?

Get her talking about shagly. He's her kryptonite. Final warning.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

My ideal men are RobDownSouth and DickieDaily.

Show us your tits, hashie.

Get her talking about shagly. He's her kryptonite. Final warning.

Final warning for what, exactly? Are we gonna see a repeat of what you did with Recidiva?

 

[Queefer]

Dude's posting as a woman, showing us pictures of some old lady's ass cheeks spread wide for a motel gang bang so he can jerk off to the dudes here who hit on "her".
So sad it's funny.

Looks like he's reeled another one in. Go for it liamcastor!

 

[nowisthetime]

My soulmate that I rode last night

 

[lovetoread]

its all about the penis and if he knows how to use it