Your least-wanted Christmas gift list

[shereads]

LOL I was going to say pretty soon you could fuck her in the ear and fit! lol
C

Nice AV. "Islamic Frosty the Snowman" is one of the new cross-cultural holiday characters introduced on Conan O'Brian's show last week. "Agnostic Jesus" is my personal favorite, but Frosty praying to mecca is a close second.

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i think its the million face lifts.
one more and shell be able to blink her labia.

PMSL!

Oh...ouch! Too much...ribs hurt...ow, ow, ow...bahahahahaha!!!



~lucky

 

[shereads]

This year at the White House, the First Lady has had the staff put up 41 Christmas trees. Or as President Bush said, 'One for each state.'

~ Conan O'Brien on "Late Night"

No, it's not off-topic. The main thing I didn't want for Christmas this year was the GWB celebrating when he should have been packing.

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Since you liked that so much:

That's no dimple in her chin, that's her navel.

or

If she gets one more face lift she'll have a goatee.

The second one is just too gross, but I had to laugh anyway. I think the blonde is rubbing off on me.

~lucky

 

[matriarch]

The second one is just too gross, but I had to laugh anyway. I think the blonde is rubbing off on me.

~lucky

*biting my lips desperately, humming a silly tune, cleaning the bath, washing up dishes......anything to stop me responding to that.*

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Joan Rivers

Dam Joan Rivers!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

A kidney stone.

 

[minsue]

A kidney stone.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Goosey sympathy makes it all beter

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Cheery guy, save them up til you have an army's worth then buy some tiny plastic cowboys and have a war. Just a thought, and Merry Christmas,

Perdita

I imagine a battlefield with rows of sofas, and a chorus line of:

"Ach zo, your love for ze guns schtems from the unresolved conflict of your childhood. You wish to shoot your fater und make love to your mater..."

 

[matriarch]

A really, really 'tacky' wind chime.........I can't even describe it, I may have to photograph it and post it here. Coloured stones, metal, tinny sound.........I love bamboo wind chimes, the really large, deep booming ones....but this....*shudder*

The problem is, the friend who gave it to me, is going to expect to see it when she visits, so I can't get rid of it. Out in the yard I think, as far from the house as possible. But only when she visits.

And the extra problem is, she's a very dear friend, and I wouldn't hurt her feelings for the world. I just thought she knew me better than that. Strange how people view us.

 

[oggbashan]

I like dire movies but...

...there is a limit.

I have 'Plan Nine from Outer Space' and 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' and 'The Fifty-Foot Woman'.

This Christmas I received a double sided DVD, Region 0 (playable anywhere except US, Canada and Japan).

One side is 'A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell' starrring Linda Corvin, Paul Guzzi, Mark Deshaies; directed by Brett Piper, produced by Alex Pirnie and Brett Piper. They should all be ashamed of themselves.

Blurb: "Across a hostile landscape, humans battle for supremacy against mutants. Deadly Dinosaurs have arisen from a nuclear holocaust, and all of them are hot for a nymphoid barbarian."

The cinema trailer (was it shown anywhere?) repeats the title endlessly showing awful special effects of dinosaurs, apparently mutated from family pets, and men in rubber masks all chasing Linda Corvin across a deadly landscape that looks like a city park. Linda bashes dinosaurs, mutants and humans with a twig before running through the same scenery again and again.

Anyone else received such a dire movie? The double sided DVD cost one pound but my daughters took advantage of the special offer and bought 5 for three pounds (about 5 dollars). Some of the others are reasonable but 'A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell' is unwatchable.

Og

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: I like dire movies but...

...there is a limit.

I have 'Plan Nine from Outer Space' and 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' and 'The Fifty-Foot Woman'.

This Christmas I received a double sided DVD, Region 0 (playable anywhere except US, Canada and Japan).

One side is 'A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell' starrring Linda Corvin, Paul Guzzi, Mark Deshaies; directed by Brett Piper, produced by Alex Pirnie and Brett Piper. They should all be ashamed of themselves.

Blurb: "Across a hostile landscape, humans battle for supremacy against mutants. Deadly Dinosaurs have arisen from a nuclear holocaust, and all of them are hot for a nymphoid barbarian."

The cinema trailer (was it shown anywhere?) repeats the title endlessly showing awful special effects of dinosaurs, apparently mutated from family pets, and men in rubber masks all chasing Linda Corvin across a deadly landscape that looks like a city park. Linda bashes dinosaurs, mutants and humans with a twig before running through the same scenery again and again.

Anyone else received such a dire movie? The double sided DVD cost one pound but my daughters took advantage of the special offer and bought 5 for three pounds (about 5 dollars). Some of the others are reasonable but 'A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell' is unwatchable.

Og

try Hollywood Chiansaw hookers.

Simply unwatchable.