Your opinions, please.

I would say mine is half full too. I have a few things that are going well for me. So that's the reason.


ShyGuy
 
When my glass is half empty I go out and buy one of them big jugs of water and fill the damn thing up.
 
Oh Lasher, Lasher, Lasher...

Tell the truth now, ...Didn't you really find this thread truly serious and thought-provoking and... at the same time FUN?

(Somehow, I am having a little trouble reconciling those two concepts...I thought their meanings were exactly opposite.)

I know, I know... I need to lighten up and chill out! (Sounds kinda like yogart, doesn't it?)

You've undoubtedly known all along something I've only recently discovered,

...provoking a thought can be a very dangerous pasttime!

In these situations, I try to recall that ancient wisdom of the ages, passed down by mothers to their sons, since time immemorial, "Don't taunt the animals, dear!" ;)
 
Life's too fucking short to go around with a negative attitude. My glass is half full.
 
Bushido71XS said:
Hey, does anybody know what the sound of one hand clapping is?

YES

But I cant tell you the answer, you have to work it out for your self! As with all the koans'

EZ
 
Neither, the glass is the wrong size...

I have an engineer's logic, someone shoot me before I multiply....

Two engineers were arguing one day over who designed the human body.
"It was a mechanical engineer, look at the precision of the joints." Said one.
"No, it was an electrical engineer, look at the nervous system, an electical wonder." Said the other.
Another engineer who'd been listening in looked up in disgust. "It was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
 
Well my glass is half full and yet it has a hole in the bottom and never stops emptying out no matter how much drink I put in it.. Every time I think it gets to the half way mark, it's almost empty again.. so you can take that any way you want but that is how I view it at this time..

E
 
Maybe...

if you started thinking of yourself as "Somebody Special" the hole in your glass would come together.

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 08-06-2000 at 09:08 AM]
 
Maybe...... blue

But it seems every time I think that way somthing always comes along to empty the galss for me.. making the hole bigger.. but hey I keep filling it up tho.. and that is halp the battle tho.. ;)

Thanks again tho..:)
 
Half empty.

Dammit.
I have no money.
I need to get fucked.
I'm alone.
My friends talk behind my back.
I live at home.
I'm going to be living at home for a very long time.
Shit, I don't even have my health.

Did I say half-empty?? I meant it's bone dry.

Sorry. I think today just killed my spirit for awhile.
 
Lookat the bright side, Red....

At least you have a home to go to.
Read "Man's Search For Meaning" by Victor Frankl. It will make you feel like you're on top of the world.

blue
 
To answer your question.....with a question...

:p
 
Well, Blue....ummmmm...

:p
 
uh Wizzie?????

:p
 
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