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Your Personal Profiles Are Bullshit...
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Wow... Kid RocksInYourHead - you are AMAZING!!! I can't tell you how incredibly impressed I am that no matter what anyone says you can turn it around to suit your purposes! We are all such fools compared to you! I don't know how you manage to do it.
Wow... just wow. I can't keep saying that. WOW! I mean... WOW!!! You say our profiles suck and no one knows if they're true and someone responds "they are true." And you say "no they're not"!!! What a fucking world class in your ass comeback. You are so COOL! How do you come up with this stuff? And so consistently? WOW... I mean... WOW!!!
Wow... just wow. I can't keep saying that. WOW! I mean... WOW!!! You say our profiles suck and no one knows if they're true and someone responds "they are true." And you say "no they're not"!!! What a fucking world class in your ass comeback. You are so COOL! How do you come up with this stuff? And so consistently? WOW... I mean... WOW!!!
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Re: I Admit It...
How could you do that... she hasn't been off the phone to me in the last 24 hours...
KID ROCK1 said:
How could you do that... she hasn't been off the phone to me in the last 24 hours...
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KR1 dialing 911
kr1: *dialing 911*
911: 911 what is you emergency??
KR1: I want phone sex!
911: excuse me sir??
KR1: I want phone sex!! Are you beautiful??
911: I'm sorry sir, but this number is only to be used for emergencies!!
KR1: but it IS an emergancy!!
911: then what is your emergency Sir??
Kr1: I want Phone sex damnit!!!
911: That's not an emergency........
KR1: But it is to me!!!
911:............?
KR1:Your name is Laurel aint it?? I want phone sex Laurel!!
911: my name is not Laurel...Please hang up sir
KR1: But Laurel....I Luv you...I wanna hear you pant in my ear..it would make me SOOO happy.
911: Sir, please hang up, or I will have to repport you to the authorities!
KR1: But Laurel.....Suck my dick!! Pleeeeaaaaaaaazzzeeee.
911: Sir, hang up NOW!!!
KR1: *panting into reciever* poh yeah baby...c'mon Baby....Ride daddy.....
911: *hanging up*
KR1: *not yet knowing he's panting into dead air* weeee Yeah!! C'mon baby, Sucka me good....Weeee baby baby bay...ugachakaugachaka....YEAH......
911: *after hanging up mumbles to self* That's one sick individual....*looking at the phone* try dial 1-800-BLOWHORSE next time buddy
kr1: *dialing 911*
911: 911 what is you emergency??
KR1: I want phone sex!
911: excuse me sir??
KR1: I want phone sex!! Are you beautiful??
911: I'm sorry sir, but this number is only to be used for emergencies!!
KR1: but it IS an emergancy!!
911: then what is your emergency Sir??
Kr1: I want Phone sex damnit!!!
911: That's not an emergency........
KR1: But it is to me!!!
911:............?
KR1:Your name is Laurel aint it?? I want phone sex Laurel!!
911: my name is not Laurel...Please hang up sir
KR1: But Laurel....I Luv you...I wanna hear you pant in my ear..it would make me SOOO happy.
911: Sir, please hang up, or I will have to repport you to the authorities!
KR1: But Laurel.....Suck my dick!! Pleeeeaaaaaaaazzzeeee.
911: Sir, hang up NOW!!!
KR1: *panting into reciever* poh yeah baby...c'mon Baby....Ride daddy.....
911: *hanging up*
KR1: *not yet knowing he's panting into dead air* weeee Yeah!! C'mon baby, Sucka me good....Weeee baby baby bay...ugachakaugachaka....YEAH......
911: *after hanging up mumbles to self* That's one sick individual....*looking at the phone* try dial 1-800-BLOWHORSE next time buddy
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I already told you that you amuse me.
My profile is the truth dammit. I simply do look exactly like Dennis Rodman doesn't. You are so very odd. But you do amuse me.
My profile is the truth dammit. I simply do look exactly like Dennis Rodman doesn't. You are so very odd. But you do amuse me.
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What profile?
I kept mine vague for a reason. I don't particularly relish the Idea of discussing with my parents at Easter Dinner that I write porn for anyone who cares to read it, or what type of porn I've got on here.(shrug) Everything else I've posted Here is true. No reason to lie, no reason to give out my life story. My e-mail is a dead giveaway to who I am, for those who know me, and that's the biggest risk I've taken on this board (oh, yeah, there's also the fact that I share my real opinions, and those piss some people off, but I can deal with that.) From what I've seen here, most folks are willing to be far more honest, far more quickly, here than face-to-face.
I dunno, fella, yer running true to form, post flame bait, and laugh at your superiority when we all rise to it. Pathetic, but fortunately, it gives posters with a lot of bile someone to vent their spleen at.
Kinda like a man in the stocks, and someone's passing out the overripe fruit....
I kept mine vague for a reason. I don't particularly relish the Idea of discussing with my parents at Easter Dinner that I write porn for anyone who cares to read it, or what type of porn I've got on here.(shrug) Everything else I've posted Here is true. No reason to lie, no reason to give out my life story. My e-mail is a dead giveaway to who I am, for those who know me, and that's the biggest risk I've taken on this board (oh, yeah, there's also the fact that I share my real opinions, and those piss some people off, but I can deal with that.) From what I've seen here, most folks are willing to be far more honest, far more quickly, here than face-to-face.
I dunno, fella, yer running true to form, post flame bait, and laugh at your superiority when we all rise to it. Pathetic, but fortunately, it gives posters with a lot of bile someone to vent their spleen at.
Kinda like a man in the stocks, and someone's passing out the overripe fruit....
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I Go Back To...
My National Enqiurer comment in this thread...
"If you read it, it must be true"...There was a point to this topic and it was to show you people how quickly you assume what you read to be facts...
I posted that your profiles are all BS and just because you read it you assume thats what I really think...
I call it "Illusion Posting"...You people only see what I want you to see in my writings but you people do a great job of proving my point all the time...
~i~
My National Enqiurer comment in this thread...
"If you read it, it must be true"...There was a point to this topic and it was to show you people how quickly you assume what you read to be facts...
I posted that your profiles are all BS and just because you read it you assume thats what I really think...
I call it "Illusion Posting"...You people only see what I want you to see in my writings but you people do a great job of proving my point all the time...
~i~
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Hello...
I can't say this often enough. THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE. THIS IS MAKE BELIEVE FOR GROWNUPS. So what if people's profiles are bullshit? What difference does it make? It's the thoughts and opinions put out here, and not the person behind them, that counts.
I can't say this often enough. THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE. THIS IS MAKE BELIEVE FOR GROWNUPS. So what if people's profiles are bullshit? What difference does it make? It's the thoughts and opinions put out here, and not the person behind them, that counts.
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KID ROCK1 said:
Who ever said they weren't? Looking for a fight where there's no one to fight with again KR. Ah well, some people dissed you, so that should make you happy. Of course you ignored all the serious posts again, it's nice to know that some things in life are stable.
BTW, nothing false in my Profile. But I would say that.
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Problem Child said:
Ok...that was gross.
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