Your Room 101...

[duranman]

My top three:

1/ Wankers who have to let the world know, whether by wanky letters after their name or dozy graduation pictures on their desks they're 'intelligent'. Fuck off...

2/ Couples who don't talk to each other in restaurants. They're so sad they are obliged to listen to the table next door. And I'm ALWAYS stuck next to them, normally when I'm discussing the size of my knob...

3/ People who whilst given the choice of around 300 flavours of ice cream, after much deliberation, plump for vanilla. These morons will without exception be the shittiest most unadventurous lovers known to man and deserve to be assassinated immediately...

 

[Skiddles2014]

Stop with the threads, dipshit.

 

[doowdniw]

Stop with the threads, dipshit.

It's strange, I know, but I actually agree with you.

 

[duranman]

Forgive me, what's a 'Dipshit'? Does it mean 'You've touched another raw nerve you Limey shit and I'm really pissed off I'm a fat ugly bastard who can't get his end away'?....

 

[georgerb]

Nope.. more like your thick...but you already claim that...

 

[duranman]

Nope.. more like your thick...but you already claim that...

Oh, thanks for clearing that up mate. Just not up with this American colloquial jargon you must understand..

 

[georgerb]

It's not really jargon, that is more related to a profession. Something being colloquial means geographical to begin with in most cases, though it can also be used to encompass a language.

Basically he was telling you, you are a dumb shit and being self described as "thick" would be a step far up the ladder.

 

[Skiddles2014]

No, it means you're an annoying cunt who starts too many stupid threads.

Ya stupid limey fuck.

 

[georgerb]

aww, come on..he was falling for it...

 

[Queersetti]

Forgive me, what's a 'Dipshit'? Does it mean 'You've touched another raw nerve you Limey shit and I'm really pissed off I'm a fat ugly bastard who can't get his end away'?....

Isn't 'dipshit" one of those terms you can figure out from context?

 

[duranman]

Isn't 'dipshit" one of those terms you can figure out from context?

Not when you're as thick as me...

 

[doowdniw]

Oh, thanks for clearing that up mate. Just not up with this American colloquial jargon you must understand..

Just to be clear, Skiddles is Canadian. He would probably want to be thought of as American about as much as we would want to claim him.

 

[Not Normal]

Isn't 'dipshit" one of those terms you can figure out from context?

You'd think...

 

[duranman]

Just to be clear, Skiddles is Canadian. He would probably want to be thought of as American about as much as we would want to claim him.

I have this vision of a fat bearded lumberjack with his 'graduation in wanking' picture in his log side cabin..