Your sexual postition

Re: Yep, there ya go

Ishmael said:


Nothing until she's quivering like a bowl of jello on an unbalaced washing machine. Then cock in the ass, wand on the "G" and massage the clit with the free hand.

The "hamletmaschine" revised.

Ishmael

You're familiar with my work, I see.
 
and knowing is...

If you've just lost basic motor skills, the ability to form words or sentences, and are severely dehydrated.

you have been:

A: Stranded in the desert for 10 days

B: at a fraternity kegger

or

C: Just fucked retarded by a badass.

correct answer....C.

other symptoms include a blue hazy vison, possibly caused by the neon sign above my bed.....yes, it reads, Badass!
 
Re: Yep, there ya go

Ishmael said:


Nothing until she's quivering like a bowl of jello on an unbalaced washing machine. Then cock in the ass, wand on the "G" and massage the clit with the free hand.
Mmmmmmm I'll have one of those to go please..... hold the fries. ;) :p
 
Re: Re: Yep, there ya go

T.H. Oughts said:
Mmmmmmm I'll have one of those to go please..... hold the fries. ;) :p

Another satisfied spurter. Works everytime.:D ;)

Ishmael

PS, hold the salt too.
 
the answer is FUCK!!

Hamletmaschine said:
I like foreplay. I like to tease. I like to kiss and stroke and rub and lick and fondle and suck every inch of her body until her face and chest are flush, her skin is glazed with moisture, her body is shaking with anticipation and desire. I want her to be so ready and eager for that moment when I finally enter her that I can hear her whimper, whisper, moan or scream those words: Fuck me.

And then comes the question: To fuck, or not to fuck?

The hamletmaschine: this can go on for hours.

My body is shaking with desire right now! My heart pounding. Imaging being brought to that point, so hungry for it. That breathless, quivering Ohhhh..God that escapes me as he slides into me. My legs falling open, inviting him, welcoming the feel of him. My creamy wetness coating him as he glides inch by inch, deeper, feeling him against my walls slow, deep. The tightness brought on by his endless teasing, hugging him like a glove. My clit so swollen, feeling it rubbing against him with every stroke...the answer is always to fuck ;)
 
Re: the answer is FUCK!!

Unregistered said:


My body is shaking with desire right now! My heart pounding. Imaging being brought to that point, so hungry for it. That breathless, quivering Ohhhh..God that escapes me as he slides into me. My legs falling open, inviting him, welcoming the feel of him. My creamy wetness coating him as he glides inch by inch, deeper, feeling him against my walls slow, deep. The tightness brought on by his endless teasing, hugging him like a glove. My clit so swollen, feeling it rubbing against him with every stroke...the answer is always to fuck ;)

i must have quivered so long i got marked as unregistered LOL that will teach me to try to play and post at the same time :devil:
 
I'm greedy. Does it have to be just one position?

Maybe it can be one position with 2 women?

How much movement and thrashing around constitutes a change in position?

(Damn! I never realised it could get so complex!)
 
My position would be called...

The Dunk-It requires a great deal of strenth but it basically consists of lifting a woman up and sort impaling her on the penis....dunking is cool....
 
Me on the other side of the closet watching the woman play with herself. It's called "Be Really Fucking Quiet".
 
Sillyman said:
Me on the other side of the closet watching the woman play with herself. It's called "Be Really Fucking Quiet".

LMAO....that was good.
 
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