seekingAlpha
Adept Cat Herder
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2022
- Posts
- 144
My sexual curriculum vitae is much too long to list... lol
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Fucked the neighborhood girls and boysMy sexual Resume, I'm sure I will leave something out.
Sucked next door neighbor's dick
Next door neighbor fucked me
Neighborhood circle jerk
A fun time for all lolFucked the neighborhood girls and boys
Married
Discovered ABS's
Enjoyed may a glory hole adventure
Lots of extramarital sex men & women
Divorced
Yahoo male sex & rimming groups
Remarried
Wife and I sucked 3 guys at a nude beach
Swingers parties
Swapping
Adult couples theater swinging
Bondage & whip play
Fisting me & her
Dp'd wife with friend, I ate the cream pie
Sucking cock for wife
Watching wife eat pussy
I sucked ove 1000 cocks in 50+ years
I am way to late for this resume to be submitted, but since I just joined this forum, I decided, whynot submit my resume.We have all submitted job resumes for business but have you ever put together a sexual resume that lists all the sexual things you have done in the past and then submit it to someone. After the person has read your resume he or she then gets to ask you questions just like in a job interview. This is the example of what my wife and I have put together that she has submitted to six of my best friends over the year
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- With her and my consent she has performed oral sex over 100 times with six different men.
- She has been put on display naked at parties for my male friends many times.
- She has had threesomes and foursomes every month for the last year.
- She has had two gangbangs with five guys that included oral and anal sex in the last year.
- She has been to the nude beach 12 times last summer
- She has done strip shows that included having her masturbate with a large dildo in front of me and my friends many times.
- She has had outdoor sex almost every month and many times during the summer.
- She performs oral sex on me and my friends while we watch anal gangbang videos.
- She has been tied up on her hands and knees with her ass up and very exposed and has been tied up spread eagle on a table.
- She likes to read this resume outload to my friends and me and likes answering the nasty questions they have.
Sounds perfect to meI am way to late for this resume to be submitted, but since I just joined this forum, I decided, whynot submit my resume.
Very experience with the job posting and based on my overall qualifications as noted below, I believe I am more then qualified for this job opening.
Masterbation
Blow Jobs ( both M @ F)
Threesomes ( FMF and MMM)
Foursomes
Group Sex
Anal ( Giving @ receiving)
Toys
Bondage
Submissive
Open to pretty much anything
Truly hope job position is still open
For sureThanks,
Guess am hired. lol lol