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I can't believe the amount of bullshit and/or stupidity on this thread... You should all be on maury povich trying to figure out which one of the boneheads that stuck his dick in your tainted pie hole is the father...or thank GOD that you didn't procreate and bring another batch of amazingly stupid and naive people onto this planet.

Ever hear of STDs? Like syphilis? Herpes? Aids? Or just getting pregnant?

I'm all for fantasyland...but either use your fucking head before fucking and sucking off a bunch of relative strangers, or use it to come up with a better lie.
 
cowslinger64 said:
I can't believe the amount of bullshit and/or stupidity on this thread... You should all be on maury povich trying to figure out which one of the boneheads that stuck his dick in your tainted pie hole is the father...or thank GOD that you didn't procreate and bring another batch of amazingly stupid and naive people onto this planet.

Ever hear of STDs? Like syphilis? Herpes? Aids? Or just getting pregnant?

I'm all for fantasyland...but either use your fucking head before fucking and sucking off a bunch of relative strangers, or use it to come up with a better lie.
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*cough cough* slut *cough cough*...sorry...just clearing my throat. ;) :p
 
cowslinger64 said:
I can't believe the amount of bullshit and/or stupidity on this thread... You should all be on maury povich trying to figure out which one of the boneheads that stuck his dick in your tainted pie hole is the father...or thank GOD that you didn't procreate and bring another batch of amazingly stupid and naive people onto this planet.

Ever hear of STDs? Like syphilis? Herpes? Aids? Or just getting pregnant?

I'm all for fantasyland...but either use your fucking head before fucking and sucking off a bunch of relative strangers, or use it to come up with a better lie.
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lmfao at the ridiculous rant...someone get lost on their way to the GB?

apparently cowpieslinger is the self appointed truth police....go back to your hole little man
 
Reading this made me instantly hard. Um ... thank you.

AnnRann said:
Hmm, I've done a few slutty things in my life. But probably the sluttiest was the night I lost my virginity of all things.

I was just 16 and at a party at a house one night and quite drunk. There was a guy from school there that all the girls had a crush on because he was so sexy and he motioned for me to come into one of the bedrooms. I was very flattered and turned on already by him.

We went into the bedroom and made out briefly before he was pulling down my pants and his, and jacking off his hard cock, words weren't ever spoken and he turned me around and had me kneel over the end of the bed. He took me doggie style, fucking me for a while. I was very aroused and near to cumming when the door opens up and one of my best friend's (male best friend) older brother steps in and see's the room is occupied. But he doesn't leave, instead he closes the door behind him and stands there and watches as we cum.

Before I can even stand up, my best friend's older brother steps right up and kneels down behind me, with the other guy's cum running down my thighs, he sticks his cock right in and begins to fuck me again. We go at it for a while until I cum again and he cums. I get up and pull my panties and pants back up and go back out to the party.

I'm still incredibly aroused by the previous happenings and I find myself sitting next to another guy from school that is also incredibly hot and who always has a serious bulge in his pants at school enough so that all us girls would check out his package. Not being shy because I was still drunk and horny I begin to kiss and make out with him, feeling his cock, I think I even asked him if it were really as big as it looked. :) Well it wasn't long before he had it out and I was giving him an hj right there in the living room. He must have been enjoying it and wanting to do more because he took my hand and led me back to another bedroom. We undressed and made out a bit and then began to fuck missionary style. And I can't say for certain because maybe my memory is not very good for that night, and maybe because I was still incredibly tight, but he had the hugest cock of any man I have ever been with. We fucked in that room for what felt like hours and I remember moaning and moaning as we fucked. I was very sore and tender the next day. But obviously I've never forgotten it. :)
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looking4it said:
lmfao at the ridiculous rant...someone get lost on their way to the GB?

apparently cowpieslinger is the self appointed truth police....go back to your hole little man
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Nope....just had my bullshit detector going off. Looks like you're not smart enough to have one.

Got your big boy panties on today it seems...feel free to go ahead and fuck yourself.


Cheers
 
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cowslinger64 said:
Nope....just had my bullshit detector going off. Looks like you're not smart to have one.

Got your big boy panties on today it seems...feel free to go ahead and fuck yourself.


Cheers
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oh...and your little man comment made me chuckle. Your eyesight blows as hard as you do...come up out of your mommys basement every now and then so you can see better.
 
cowslinger64 said:
Nope....just had my bullshit detector going off. Looks like you're not smart to have one.

Got your big boy panties on today it seems...feel free to go ahead and fuck yourself.


Cheers
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I agree, that whole story had fake BS written all over from the beginning.

I LOVE this thread for the stories that at least could be true. But shit like that is just a waste.
 
cowslinger64 said:
Nope....just had my bullshit detector going off. Looks like you're not smart enough to have one.

Got your big boy panties on today it seems...feel free to go ahead and fuck yourself.


Cheers
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What exactly is your point? Some people come here to fantasize about things that people have done or might have done. You're not one of those idiots who insists that everything expressed everywhere on the internet, unless it explicitly says it isn't true, IS true, are you? It seems like it, and it seems like you're the self-appointed guard to maintain that strict divide. Well, if that's the case then get over yourself, quit white knighting, and go find something productive to do.
 
I wore a push-up bra with my argyle twinset once..
::nodding::
don't tell me that I don't know how to dress all slutty-like
 
WrongVerb said:
What exactly is your point? Some people come here to fantasize about things that people have done or might have done. You're not one of those idiots who insists that everything expressed everywhere on the internet, unless it explicitly says it isn't true, IS true, are you? It seems like it, and it seems like you're the self-appointed guard to maintain that strict divide. Well, if that's the case then get over yourself, quit white knighting, and go find something productive to do.
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You have a really big mouth pal. My comments weren't directed at you, and I'm certainly not looking for your approval. You should go back to minding your own fucking business.
 
How can you tell the difference between boys and men? Boys would rather focus on fighting than fucking. Apparently the boys found this thread.

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