Yuck Blech Patooey!

[Calamity Jane]

I'm trying to find/create a birthday card for a friend. I'm looking for something naughty, suggestive and vaguely pornographic. Al I can find is sappy sweet tripe with lots and lots of "I love you more than the moon" crap.

HELP ME!

Just one or two greeting card sites taht are free and have sentiments that consenting adults would actually attempt to convey?

No teddy bears
No Precious Moments
No swans with their necks in a heart shape
And please please please no mention of love (though fuck would be a bonus)

 

[Guru]

http://www.eroticagreetings.com/

http://www.kinkycards.com/

http://www.virtualchocolate.com/

 

[Kitte]

www.porncard.com it is a lil more then VAGUELY pornographic but hey its not toooo bad lol

 

[Debbie]

I hope you find what you are looking for.

http://nawtythings.com/ecards.html

 

[LukkyKnight]

There's also:

www.naughtycards.com



Or so I've heard. I'm sure I don't know, I'd NEVER go to such a place myself.

 

[Calamity Jane]

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Thank you!

Soooo much easier than overcoming my laziness and making one!