yummy mummy thread....

[TiedbyChris]

Not been anywhere, just losing interest by the day in this place

having that much fun eh??

 

[curiousirish]

Well, look who's back!

You knew where I was

 

[curiousirish]

having that much fun eh??

More ups and downs than a whores drawers

 

[TiedbyChris]

More ups and downs than a whores drawers

doesn't sound so good ........

 

[curiousirish]

doesn't sound so good ........

I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you afterwards.....

 

[TiedbyChris]

I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you afterwards.....

can it wait until I've got back from Mallorca then

 

[curiousirish]

Always nice to see a religous goat!! We are from orthern Ireland, we see enough of them!!!

In my experience northern Ireland politics means nothing here in England, they mostly think Dublin is just round the corner from Belfast and we are all related to eamon holmes and christine (bloody) bleakley!!

 

[mwmnpa]

You knew where I was

More importantly, I know where to find you.

 

[curiousirish]

One day a non-conforming sparrow decided he wasnt going to fly south for the winter. Soon however the weather got so cold his tiny wings froze as he flew.

He fell to earth landing in a pile of hay in a farmyard. Stunned he laid there until a passing cow crapped on him!.....the warm manure thawed his wings and soon he was so happy he started to sing.......

the farm cat passing by heard the chirping bird.........and promptly ate him......


moral of this tale.....

1. everyone who gets you into the shit isnt necessarily your enemy

2. everyone who gets you out of the shit isnt necessarily your friend

3. if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit......KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

 

[mwmnpa]

One day a non-conforming sparrow decided he wasnt going to fly south for the winter. Soon however the weather got so cold his tiny wings froze as he flew.

He fell to earth landing in a pile of hay in a farmyard. Stunned he laid there until a passing cow crapped on him!.....the warm manure thawed his wings and soon he was so happy he started to sing.......

the farm cat passing by heard the chirping bird.........and promptly ate him......


moral of this tale.....

1. everyone who gets you into the shit isnt necessarily your enemy

2. everyone who gets you out of the shit isnt necessarily your friend

3. if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit......KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

I'm not sure you're that original to think this up, but these are definitely words to live by.

 

[TiedbyChris]

In my experience northern Ireland politics means nothing here in England, they mostly think Dublin is just round the corner from Belfast and we are all related to eamon holmes and christine (bloody) bleakley!!

isn't Dublin in the North then and are you not related to CB?????

could be worse, it could be Daniel O'Donnell ..... did you ever know the O'Hallorans from Cork by the way??

 

[curiousirish]

I'm not sure you're that original to think this up, but these are definitely words to live by.

someone put it on the notice board at a place I worked years ago, always makes me chuckle

 

[curiousirish]

isn't Dublin in the North then and are you not related to CB?????

could be worse, it could be Daniel O'Donnell ..... did you ever know the O'Hallorans from Cork by the way??

was that Seamus or Paddy O'Halloran (the one married on Sinead Clancys wee sister Mary)???

 

[mwmnpa]

someone put it on the notice board at a place I worked years ago, always makes me chuckle

It's a good one.

 

[TiedbyChris]

was that Seamus or Paddy O'Halloran (the one married on Sinead Clancys wee sister Mary)???

Mary, the one with the lazy eye and used to run around with Kathleen?? Didn't she marry Paddy's sister's cousin's aunt's granny's nephew's son ....... Dermot? Achhhh you know the one I mean

 

[curiousirish]

Mary, the one with the lazy eye and used to run around with Kathleen?? Didn't she marry Paddy's sister's cousin's aunt's granny's nephew's son ....... Dermot? Achhhh you know the one I mean

Aye I know the big fella, like a big drink of water he is, bit of a space cadet but harmless. Mind you she run off with the Ormo man who used to deliver the bread, now that was a 'qwair' scandal....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Aye I know the big fella, like a big drink of water he is, bit of a space cadet but harmless. Mind you she run off with the Ormo man who used to deliver the bread, now that was a 'qwair' scandal....

This is getting interesting...I always enjoy this kind of gossip...

 

[mwmnpa]

This is getting interesting...I always enjoy this kind of gossip...

Interesting? How? No goddam idea of who or what they're talking about.

 

[NippleFreak]

This is getting interesting...I always enjoy this kind of gossip...

It is much better IMHO to be the subject of the gossip.

 

[TiedbyChris]

It is much better IMHO to be the subject of the gossip.

not if you knew this story ... believe me

didn't she have to go to England for a wee holiday afterwards?? pity he was such a cultchie

morning yumsters and bumsters

 

[curiousirish]

Its damn hot!!

 

[mwmnpa]

Raining here.

 

[TiedbyChris]

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain ... or so they say - I'll let you know if its true when I get back

have fun yummys and my fellow yumbies

 

[curiousirish]

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain ... or so they say - I'll let you know if its true when I get back

have fun yummys and my fellow yumbies

Aye have a good time, don't forget to take a good book or errr four

 

[drewh01]

(subtitle...My 'inane' little thread.....)


OK here is a thread devoted to all us yummy mummy's .....or MILF's ....whatever you call us...

personally I prefer yummy mummy its more sophisticated

We need a thread of our own to rejoice in being women of a certain age, who should know better, who can get away with saying outrageous things.... and a place for us to be gorgeous n sexy

OK girls ( and boys who love us ) bring it on.....



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