yummy mummy thread....

[curiousirish]

Reading by torchlight under the duvet is bad for your eyes you know

Morning Yummies and everyone else

Like it that's twice this week you've made me really LOL....it's not good for me to be too happy you know!

 

[mickyp123]

Reading by torchlight under the duvet is bad for your eyes you know

Morning Yummies and everyone else

dya need a torch with electronic notebooks?

 

[curiousirish]

dya need a torch with electronic notebooks?

It's more fun with a torch

 

[Many Feathers]

lol

It's more fun with a torch

Of course here...a torch is something else entirely. Hope you're not trying to read anything with what we'd say a torch was, that could get hairy!

 

[mickyp123]

It's more fun with a torch

is it one of those ones that vibrates when the batteries are getting low, per chance

 

[curiousirish]

Of course here...a torch is something else entirely. Hope you're not trying to read anything with what we'd say a torch was, that could get hairy!

you lot are just weird

 

[mickyp123]

you lot are just weird

i think you just got a cheap torch

 

[Many Feathers]

lol...

you lot are just weird

My wife thinks so too (but that's why she loves me) She's from Holland, needless to say, it took a while to figure out what the hell she meant by "boot in the auto"

 

[curiousirish]

My wife thinks so too (but that's why she loves me) She's from Holland, needless to say, it took a while to figure out what the hell she meant by "boot in the auto"

so what is a torch to you??

 

[Many Feathers]

lmao

so what is a torch to you??

A big stick that you wrap some cloth about dipped in kerosene, or (petrol) as you'd call it, and then lit so you can see by.


That's what we call a torch

 

[curiousirish]

A big stick that you wrap some cloth about dipped in kerosene, or (petrol) as you'd call it, and then lit so you can see by.


That's what we call a torch

oh right was expecting something way different we'd call that a torch too I suppose....but the battery operated one is health n safety recommended

 

[Many Feathers]

And that...

oh right was expecting something way different we'd call that a torch too I suppose....but the battery operated one is health n safety recommended

We call a flash light....as opposed to "flesh-light" which is something else entirely.

 

[curiousirish]

We call a flash light....as opposed to "flesh-light" which is something else entirely.

oh yeh i've seen one of those you'd need to be pretty desperate

 

[Many Feathers]

Depends on the way you look at it I think.

oh yeh i've seen one of those you'd need to be pretty desperate

It can be that...if that's the only source of enjoyment and fun. But when the wife gets you one as a surprise, and then uses it on you as part of foreplay....hells bells, that's the best of both worlds then!

 

[curiousirish]

It can be that...if that's the only source of enjoyment and fun. But when the wife gets you one as a surprise, and then uses it on you as part of foreplay....hells bells, that's the best of both worlds then!

Well yeh I can see it has uses

 

[TiedbyChris]

Like it that's twice this week you've made me really LOL....it's not good for me to be too happy you know!

blimey ...... I'm honoured

and as for those fleshlight thingys, I like how they advertise a choice of 'front or back' and a range of skin colours ..... or so I'm told

 

[Many Feathers]

Lol...

Well yeh I can see it has uses

That and then some.......

 

[curiousirish]

blimey ...... I'm honoured

and as for those fleshlight thingys, I like how they advertise a choice of 'front or back' and a range of skin colours ..... or so I'm told

I bet you got one in each colour!?

 

[curiousirish]

That and then some.......

I could think of much better toys .....

 

[Many Feathers]

Lol...

I bet you got one in each colour!?

Mine has either a front or back...interchangeable sleeve, for whatever mood you happen to be in.

Feels damn realistic too, which is why I am sure its the most favored "male" masturbation product currently on the market

 

[curiousirish]

Mine has either a front or back...interchangeable sleeve, for whatever mood you happen to be in.

Feels damn realistic too, which is why I am sure its the most favored "male" masturbation product currently on the market

This thread would like to point out there are other male masturbation aids available....the views expressed are not representative of the YM thread. And now back to your usual scheduled programme........

 

[TiedbyChris]

This thread would like to point out there are other male masturbation aids available....the views expressed are not representative of the YM thread. And now back to your usual scheduled programme........

fuck that... if he says its good I'm placing my order now

 

[Many Feathers]

Lmaorofl

This thread would like to point out there are other male masturbation aids available....the views expressed are not representative of the YM thread. And now back to your usual scheduled programme........

Good one.

 

[curiousirish]

fuck that... if he says its good I'm placing my order now

Good one.

Wouldn't you love to see it on QVC?

 

[TiedbyChris]

Wouldn't you love to see it on QVC?

is QVC still going????

Imagine it on BidUp TV