TiedbyChris
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The time for Christmas lights is past. I do want to stick my plug into the right circuit and let the current flow.![]()
Be careful to use the right size of fuse
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The time for Christmas lights is past. I do want to stick my plug into the right circuit and let the current flow.![]()
Be careful to use the right size of fuse![]()
A "blown fuse" did complicate the bringing in of a new year a long time ago with a lovely young woman. We were both most grateful when no pregnancy resulted from that.
Indeed ...... no need for another Christmas nativity![]()
Such a lovely post.I'm more than happy to celebrate other people entering the state of parenthood but I'm completely lost when in the presence of "the little people." I've only ever known one woman whose pregnancy by me would've been the source of great joy but she is now past biological eligibility for motherhood. As things stand now I do very much enjoy being surrounded by her witty, intelligent and just plain fascinating offspring. It is interesting to see how the mixing of genetic soup gave each of them different qualities which they very luckily inherited from their adorable mummy.
Every now and then I'll meet some happy bachelor who does a major double take when I describe what a great mother my lover is. The key to it all is that she does a great job, enjoys her kids and is an expert at the fine art that produced each of them. One of the greatest privileges of my life is in the occasional introduction by her youngest daughter in which she describes me as her father. If Mummy would ever so permit, I'd be delighted to formalize that relationship.
So....what's the easter bunny bringing everyone this year?

Do you work for one of those big supermarkets who had the Easter Eggs out on Boxing Day?????![]()
No, but I did notice the creme eggs. I always notice the creme eggs.
Just checked - Easter is quite late this year. Nearly 110 days to go![]()
Phew ...... gives me a bit more time to shift the extra weight before the next onslaught of chocolate![]()
I was meant to be losing weight for my next race. After the Christmas gain it'll take me about a month longer. B*gger.
at least you're working in months ......![]()
That's quite a cheery thought. Maybe that glass is still half full.That's quite a cheery thought. Maybe that glass is still half full.
sadly my glass (and plate) was often more than half full over the past few weeks!! Payback time![]()
Hopefully there's a Yummy Mummy who'll work it off with you!!!

Still one unopened tin of Roses and box of biscuits here .....I may raffle them off![]()
Keep them away from me foul temptress!!!!

Not even a chocolate hobnob...???![]()

my body is a temple and chocolate shall not pass my lips .....![]()
my body is a temple and chocolate shall not pass my lips .....![]()
My body is a warehouse - I'll have all the hob knobs going![]()