yummy mummy thread....

[curiousirish]

thankfully separate at my gym! I'd scare people

9 incher huh?

 

[TiedbyChris]

9 incher huh?

38incher and that's not including the belly

 

[SavourYou30]

38incher and that's not including the belly

I'm only 3 inches...

... of course that's too wide for most women.





(old joke I know )

 

[curiousirish]

38incher and that's not including the belly

 

[curiousirish]

I'm only 3 inches...

... of course that's too wide for most women.





(old joke I know )

The old ones are the best

 

[SavourYou30]

The old ones are the best

I prefer to say "cougar"

 

[curiousirish]

I prefer to say "cougar"

I dont think I'm quite that old yet!??

 

[SavourYou30]

I dont think I'm quite that old yet!??

What? I was talking about 3-inch penises, not you.

wait... you don't have a penis do you?

 

[NippleFreak]

The old ones are the best

Wellllllll... "Old" is unfortunately a term that could be applied to me. If I could only find playmates close to home who actually are into us "mature men of a certain age" then I'd be in sheer Heaven.

 

[curiousirish]

What? I was talking about 3-inch penises, not you.

wait... you don't have a penis do you?

Hang on I'll have a rummage.....








Nope definitely no penis

 

[Hazelle]

I'll play.

Personally I like "MILF", as an homage to American Pie. Before I saw that, I had absolutely no clue men found older women fuckable. So, cheers to that.

 

[TiedbyChris]

I'll play.

Personally I like "MILF", as an homage to American Pie. Before I saw that, I had absolutely no clue men found older women fuckable. So, cheers to that.

Welcome

Ah yes - women with experience are always attractive

 

[Ellafun]

Play ground sounds great. I am looking for a lady located in Washington near Seattle, who is older (55 to 70) married or single does not matter. Over weight OK but must have older body with some sag to her boobs and likes men.

Let me know, Bob

Um...asking for a woman with "saggy boobs" is a little like requesting a man with a "dainty penis." No offense, but is that meant to be a compliment? Because on my side of the continent, you would get slapped for that...

Hang on I'll have a rummage.....








Nope definitely no penis

Oh! Thank goodness! I know we all have big balls around here, but I'm glad you're still on the "female" side of the fence, CI! With your adorable, PERKY bewbs!!!

 

[TiedbyChris]

Um...asking for a woman with "saggy boobs" is a little like requesting a man with a "dainty penis." No offense, but is that meant to be a compliment? Because on my side of the continent, you would get slapped for that...




Oh! Thank goodness! I know we all have big balls around here, but I'm glad you're still on the "female" side of the fence, CI! With your adorable, PERKY bewbs!!!

I think there's a few who are happy about that .... not least CI herself

 

[curiousirish]

Except on the third Friday of every month....I wear a false beard and call myself Gerald

 

[TiedbyChris]

Except on the third Friday of every month....I wear a false beard and call myself Gerald

What about your Voodoo Ray??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivr57dcs9-E

 

[TiedbyChris]

shall we do the Happy Paddy's Day thing or not??

 

[TiedbyChris]

shall we do the Happy Paddy's Day thing or not??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMCAV22Y_GA

don't just look at the pics - listen to the words as he's on about St P!

 

[curiousirish]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8ZO175h6aKLJ6O9_stY1vysX-wQFn2sSWTnhinVbzeXobiv0v

 

[TiedbyChris]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8ZO175h6aKLJ6O9_stY1vysX-wQFn2sSWTnhinVbzeXobiv0v

Fk me ..... if it ain't SpongeBrendan Murphy

 

[curiousirish]

Well he does have a mate called Patrick

 

[TiedbyChris]

Well he does have a mate called Patrick

He'll be playing for the football team next

 

[curiousirish]

He'll be playing for the football team next

Eh??

Surely it would be hurley?

 

[spankableBelle]

I don't think I've ever been here before...

I definitely qualify as the mummy, and well maybe to some I qualify as the yummy, too...

 

[curiousirish]

I don't think I've ever been here before...

I definitely qualify as the mummy, and well maybe to some I qualify as the yummy, too...

Hello and welcome ....