yummy mummy thread....

[Miles Long]

How's that for imagery?

 

[Wings27]

How's that for imagery?

That was good, although it sent me in to a giggle fest, and I'm not sure that was the intent.

 

[witch_fire]

I've already explained I am not available for receiving spankings. My ass cheeks are precious like the petals of a delicate flower, thank you very much.

LOL.... Who're you kidding?

 

[Miles Long]

That was good, although it sent me in to a giggle fest, and I'm not sure that was the intent.

The intent was to keep you from coming at my ass with a cane. If it takes giggles to accomplish that goal, so be it.

I might have to get out my cane just to keep you ladies honest!

 

[Wings27]

The intent was to keep you from coming at my ass with a cane. If it takes giggles to accomplish that goal, so be it.

I might have to get out my cane just to keep you ladies honest!

Hmm, *eyebrow arch* That has possiblities.

 

[marriedpervs]

MILF / Yummu Mummy of 2

Hi - nice idea for a thread!
I am a MILF or Yumy Mummy of two. I'm also an author on Literotica (aka- Marriedpervs)

In support of the men on this thread, I've also included a pic of my car!!

http://images4.hiboox.com/images/5208/572878e1382133ac8d38af691d520ded.gifhttp://images0.hiboox.com/images/5208/76305c12dea22b822c01abfcd1055c82.gifhttp://images2.hiboox.com/images/5208/81f05e4c803ceb20238e7ecc2600956c.gif
http://images1.hiboox.com/images/0108/a4b61f0ac7159fbf8620f27687ea3d36.jpg

 

[witch_fire]

The intent was to keep you from coming at my ass with a cane. If it takes giggles to accomplish that goal, so be it.

I might have to get out my cane just to keep you ladies honest!

Ooooo..... Is that a promise?

 

[Miles Long]

Welcome, marriedpervs. Are you more of a caner or a canee?

 

[Miles Long]

Ooooo..... Is that a promise?

Yes, a promise. Definitely not an empty threat.

 

[witch_fire]

Yes, a promise. Definitely not an empty threat.

Oh yeah, tingles all round.

 

[CelticFlame]

I have been labeled a MILF, does that make me a yummy mummy by default?

 

[Miles Long]

I have been labeled a MILF, does that make me a yummy mummy by default?

I believe the qualifications for being deemed a Yummy Mummy are as follows:

1. Be a mummy.

2. Be considered yummy by someone.


I wonder if Boris Karloff would qualify for this thread, then. Is there anyone out there who thinks he was yummy?

 

[Wings27]

Yes! That indeed qualifies you.

 

[Daizie]

Wow, look at all the Yummy Mummies that showed up since the last time I visited this thread. The parking lot must be full of Dodge Grand Caravans!

I drive an SUV. No minivan here.

Evening Mums!

 

[Vampladydi]

Wow, look at all the Yummy Mummies that showed up since the last time I visited this thread. The parking lot must be full of Dodge Grand Caravans!

Oh God...I used to have one of those.

 

[marriedpervs]

Welcome, marriedpervs. Are you more of a caner or a canee?

Hi Miles - thanks for the welcome. Hmm, I would definitely prefer to be the caner not the canee - so bend over and let me at it!!

 

[Miles Long]

Hi Miles - thanks for the welcome. Hmm, I would definitely prefer to be the caner not the canee - so bend over and let me at it!!

Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.

(Finally I've achieved my life-long goal of quoting Top Gun in a Lit forum! Talk to me, Goose!)

 

[DoRaMe]

cars

Wow, look at all the Yummy Mummies that showed up since the last time I visited this thread. The parking lot must be full of Dodge Grand Caravans!

I drive a Miata! (yeah, well, the Saturn if I have to car pool)

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Morning Mummies,

This one is starting her shifts again this morning so hell boy is in the capable hands of vanilla hubby.

Hope everyone has a good one, for christs sake someone misbehave for me while I am gone.

 

[literal]

Will do fiona...nothing better than to suck on those over sized areolas and inch long nipples.

 

[marriedpervs]

Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.

(Finally I've achieved my life-long goal of quoting Top Gun in a Lit forum! Talk to me, Goose!)

*lol* This true...my all time favourite movie scene is the volleyball scene from Top Gun...mmm..all those hunky men covered in sweat.....Yummmm

Ok, so if you won't let me cane you, then I need you to offer up another alternative.....

 

[marriedpervs]

I drive a Miata! (yeah, well, the Saturn if I have to car pool)

Hmmm...is a Miata the same as a MazdaMX5???

 

[bequ23]

I hope I qualify as a yummy mummy too!!!! Got the mummy part down pat ... and I've been told by at least a few people that I'm "yummy"!

 

[guypleasure]

Warm yummy good morning smooches

 

[noisymother]

well . . .

I don't drive . . .

thought I'd stumbled into the Top Gear thread!