DeepGreenEyes
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This probably won't end well for posts where people have medical problems or their pets are dying.
Still, though.
Zombie Cultural Appreciation Month
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This probably won't end well for posts where people have medical problems or their pets are dying.
Still, though.
satindesire
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This probably won't end well for posts where people have medical problems or their pets are dying.
Still, though.
I'm determined to do this at least once a week for the next few months and make sure it's completely relevant.
My quota's already filled for this week already.
YourCaptor
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Would you fuck a zombie... without a condom?
Sir_Winston54
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Not even with/in a full-body condom. Sorry - you're SOL.
Curious_in_Cali
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catalina_francisco
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LOL, a zombie proof house for those who are zombie phobic.
Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton
for M ~
Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall.
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Things have been O.K. for me except that I'm a zombie now.
I really wish you'd let us in.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand.
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming.
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains.
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns,
Then you'll have to make the call.
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough.
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff.
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly.
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains.
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can.
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am.
I guess I am...
Got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up?
I know we'll get to common ground somehow.
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
for M ~
Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall.
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Things have been O.K. for me except that I'm a zombie now.
I really wish you'd let us in.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand.
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming.
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains.
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns,
Then you'll have to make the call.
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough.
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff.
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly.
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains.
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can.
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am.
I guess I am...
Got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up?
I know we'll get to common ground somehow.
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
DeepGreenEyes
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I've been reading this:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/zombie_survival_guide.jpg
It's essential.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/zombie_survival_guide.jpg
It's essential.
satindesire
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You know, it's pretty freaky that a Friday the 13th happens in a Zombie Month.
Sir_Winston54
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Maybe that's WHY it's Zombie Cultural Appreciation Month....
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Overheard at the Zombie Apocalypse...
"Humans, pshhaw. They may have flesh and brains, but there is no solanum."
"To be beaten by your own femur you must keep a leg up."
"The Chewed, the Loud... The Marine Corpse. Stulta Fidelus!"
"Humans, pshhaw. They may have flesh and brains, but there is no solanum."
"To be beaten by your own femur you must keep a leg up."
"The Chewed, the Loud... The Marine Corpse. Stulta Fidelus!"
satindesire
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Celebrity fun with zombies!
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/startracks/091012/woody-harrelson-660.jpg
Well I thought it was pretty nifty.
I guess I'll cancel the order I made for your birthday, then.
Sheesh.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/startracks/091012/woody-harrelson-660.jpg
OH FOR CHRISSAKES!
Gross.
Well I thought it was pretty nifty.
I guess I'll cancel the order I made for your birthday, then.
Sheesh.
satindesire
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YourCaptor
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I will play some L4D2 tonight.
Zombies, it's not you I love, it's the slaughter. *Evil human laughter*
Zombies, it's not you I love, it's the slaughter. *Evil human laughter*
I appreciate that you appreciate the slaughter, but please show your targets some love!
At least take a moment to reflect on all the good zombies bring to the world, all the services they provide.
We wouldn't be able to submit claims for auto accidents if it weren't for them. (I know, I handled claims for a living and met many a zombie.)
And that's just ONE field they are well suited for.
YourCaptor
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Zombie love makes your bonner fall off. No thanks
Have you ever wondered, when traped on a gun store and running out of food, could you shoot a zombie and cook em? Heat disinfects. Maybe have the dog try it first, or that crazy guy whos gonna kill everyone if the zombies don't.
Oh, ffs.
I didn't say fuck them!
I said appreciate them!
Sheesh.
But good point about zombie eating.
satindesire
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Bonner?
I choose to believe he meant "boner"...
Urban Dictionary - "bonner"
But I could be very wrong.
satindesire
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Oh Right On! I was thinking that he meant to type "bonnet" and I was sitting here going "What does an antiquated hair accessory have to do with this entire thread?"
