Zombie&Zombie Hunter

[smut_glut]

You are a non-infectious zombie with a recently demised hot milf corpse. You can only speak in moans. I am a zombie hunter.
I catch you and take you back to my zombie prison and put you in a bare cell. You moan in protest.
I come in with some shackles and chain you to the wall where I proceed to cock slap you and tell you what a bad zombie you are.
I knock all of your teeth out and let you try to eat my penis for an hour.
I cut off different parts of you and fuck your meat in strange ways.
You basically just moan and try to eat me.

 

[Vampstah]

*moans*

 

[smut_glut]

Weeks go by and I start to fall in love. I make you a helmet because you are such a retarded zombie and you bang your head all over. I tell you about my past life when I hunted other things and fucked them. I tell you I love you.

 

[Vampstah]

*moans*

(btw, you taste like garlicy chicken)

 

[smut_glut]

I tell you about how I used to hunt vampires and fuck them until Twilight made vampires lame. I tell you how I ate so much garlic to prevent them from biting me that it made me a social outcast because of my odor. You seem to comprehend this. I can almost see you thinking about how I smell or taste.
I dance around with you and you leave sweet nibble marks along my neck and shoulder. I tell you I want to be your husband, zombie marriage laws be damned.

 

[Vampstah]

*drools a little bit, moans some more*

 

[smut_glut]

I smile at your adorable drooling. Can this be real? Can a zombie hunter become a zombie husband? Why can't I fight this feeling. I'm powerless over this zombie fever. I listen to Cranberries - Zombie for days on end. You are the only creature that understands me. I know that you will never leave me. The shackles are only a precaution. You believe me don't you?

 

[Vampstah]

*shuffles towards you, stares blankly and rubs an unhealed wound on you and moans*

 

[smut_glut]

*shuffles towards you, stares blankly and rubs an unhealed wound on you and moans*

I turn around to see you have broken free from the wall and shuffled over to me. I beat you mercilessly with my zombie bat and then chain you back up to the wall and beat you some more. I then beat you even more because zombies are so dumb and hard to teach a lesson to.
This may be a turbulent marriage after all.
I look towards the zombie termination device and back at your adorable bloody toothless smashed in face. I know that I can never hurt you, except with the zombie bat. Our love is a mighty river that no dam can hold.

 

[smut_glut]

I crumble under your silent treatment. I don't know what I'm going to do with you. You're just too delightful.
I wheel in an old person for us to eat.
I call his face, but you beat me to the punch, ripping his face off and shoving it in your mouth.
Your moans are muffled with all of that face in your mouth.
So cute.

 

[Vampstah]

Goddamit, what sort of zombie wants romance, when are you going to fuck me ffs.

 

[Vampstah]

oops.. i mean *moan*

 

[smut_glut]

I divorce you for breaking character.
This marriage is OVER!

 

[Vampstah]

fuck it.

*eats you*

 

[smut_glut]

I emerge to find my secret clone body double being eaten.
I beat you into a lumpy gravy.
When will I find a zombie that can behave?

 

[Vampstah]

when you start doing terrible things to them with your genitals, instead of your zombie bat.

 

[smut_glut]

when you start doing terrible things to them with your genitals, instead of your zombie bat.

I slowly pull down my pants and approach you. You are chained to the wall and loving it as always. We moan and bite at each other. There is a disturbance in one of the other cells. I go take care of the other zombie and then come back and take the rest of my anger out on you,beating you mercilessly. I leave you and go masturbate to zombie porn.

 

[Vampstah]

fine! I'm going to the succubus auditions.

*steals the zombie porn*

 

[smut_glut]

I enjoy the fear in your face as another zombie woman descends onto it...and by it i mean my penis!

 

[Vampstah]

oh so it's zombie wrestling you're into?

I'm gonna do more than finger attack that bitch if she dares to straddle what clearly belongs to me.

 

[smut_glut]

I force bagfulls of pubes down your throat. I was saving these up for a one of a kind pillow, but this is better. You moan and gag.

 

[Vampstah]

*goes to a zombie club and lets someone finger her*

 

[smut_glut]

*goes to a zombie club and lets someone finger her*

I tell you you are a heartless zombie bitch and then remember we actually ate your heart together last Christmas. I laugh at the double entendre.

 

[Vampstah]

If we're reminiscing about Christmas, does that mean we can have zombie make up sex now?

*grunts adorably*

 

[smut_glut]

I look at you motioning to your fuckholes. Ok, which one do you want in?
I put it in your tithole. You bite at my stomach as it pounds your face and then milk the cum out of your tit when I am done.
I then deep throat you. The pubes in your throat feel good.