✨📬✨ The FOURTH Annual 🔹July PM Challenge🔹: Celebrating Four Years of Fun, Friendship and Fuckery. ✨📬✨

[BadAmy]

My tongue us sharp,
My wit is blunt,
My cock is huge,
It'll ruin your cunt

"is"
you're welcome.
fucker.
and that was a piss poor attempt at a haiku.

 

[Saltfountain]

"is"
you're welcome.
fucker.

It's my accent...

 

[Saltfountain]

"is"
you're welcome.
fucker.
and that was a piss poor attempt at a haiku.

Haiku, schmaiku bitch
You can stuff it up your ass
Then you can swivel

 

[BadAmy]

Haiku, schmaiku bitch
You can stuff it up your ass
Then you can swivel

 

[Saltfountain]

lookit me! I'm a poet.

"look at"

You're welcome
Fucker

Irony...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Day 28 is Done! I cast a wide net. Hope someone says yes. They should. I’ll totally put out

 

[BadAmy]

I'll have you know....someone is taking me to an amusement park, and promised to hold my hair when I vomit.
and then someone is going to knock over a liquor store with me afterwards. My dance card has filled up!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Done x4

 

[Pantyboy74]

wait.
you're British?

He's not the only one
Who's capital is London.
I know it's a real bad rhyme
But all I could do at the time.

 

[Saltfountain]

Day 28 is Done! I cast a wide net. Hope someone says yes. They should. I’ll totally put out

You mean... I'm not special?

https://imgur.com/a/ydlhwb5

 

[Pantyboy74]

Day 28

PM (at least) 1 Litster and ask them on date!
Let them know what to wear, where you plan on taking them and if all goes well, if you will share a chaste kiss at the end of the night. Or hell.... even a walk of shame.

Well I've only sent 1

 

[caitiff1969]

My tongue us sharp,
My wit is blunt,
My cock is huge,
It'll ruin your cunt

A lyrical Brit with delusions of grandeur.

 

[Pantyboy74]

A lyrical Brit with delusions of grandeur.

You know why tape measures have cm and In on them.

Cm - correct measurement for men.
In - incorrect measurement for women.

 

[caitiff1969]

You know why tape measures have cm and In on them.

Cm - correct measurement for men.
In - incorrect measurement for women.

I meant no disrespect to you. Met, and drank with plenty of Brittish troops while I was in the Navy.

 

[Pantyboy74]

I meant no disrespect to you. Met, and drank with plenty of Brittish troops while I was in the Navy.

Lol no disrespect taken.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Done!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Well I've only sent 1

Well I've either shocked mine into silence. Or the sniper is just setting up the right shot.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If anyone is curious on how the sausage is made and wants to hear a REJECTED challenge idea.
I (very) briefly had the idea to spam everyone who follows you.

Well someone people don't utilize the "follow" and then I realized I have like 100+ people following me and I know maybe.... 20 of them.
That seemed like a lot of work that would only lead to ... well god only knows.

 

[BadAmy]

I would like to see said sausage and it's made-ness.

 

[Pantyboy74]

I would like to see said sausage and it's made-ness.

Qualified butcher steps forward.

You need to know how to handle the meat.

 

[Backagainpart4]

Between moving and having my internet out for 4 days I’ve fallen very far behind. Its good to be back online (finally)

 

[Backagainpart4]

Ok. Day 28 is completed.

 

[princesssexci]

Day 28 done
Also received a pm too, thanks to my admirer

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If anyone is curious on how the sausage is made and wants to hear a REJECTED challenge idea.
I (very) briefly had the idea to spam everyone who follows you.

Well someone people don't utilize the "follow" and then I realized I have like 100+ people following me and I know maybe.... 20 of them.
That seemed like a lot of work that would only lead to ... well god only knows.

Probably a good call.

 

[Lindi37]

Right I have 28 days to catch up on. You might think I'm joking... I'm not
Coffee finished, meds swallowed, laptop (with incognito function) engaged.

BRING IT ON BITCHES
Day 25-28 tickity tick