🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait a minnit…this is a trap!

 

[Qky75]

Wait a minnit…this is a trap!

Finally. Welcome to the party General Ackbar

 

[BrendaBear]

Finally. Welcome to the party General Ackbar

Nominated for throwing a party and not inviting me again.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Finally. Welcome to the party General Ackbar

Nominated for throwing a party and not inviting @BrendaBear again.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Finally. Welcome to the party General Ackbar

Nominated. Ackbar was an admirable admiral

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated. Ackbar was an admirable admiral

What are you saying here?

 

[Qky75]

What are you saying here?

He's pointing out I forgot that detail after getting laid the first time

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What are you saying here?

Q kentucky called him a general. He didn't command the army, he was in charge of the space fleet. I'll show myself out

 

[BrendaBear]

He's pointing out I forgot that detail after getting laid the first time

Wait… you banged Ackbar?

Wow… just… wow.

 

[Qky75]

Wait… you banged Ackbar?

Wow… just… wow.

I should not have laughed as hard as I did at that

 

[BrendaBear]

Q kentucky called him a general. He didn't command the army, he was in charge of the space fleet. I'll show myself out

Nominated for showing himself out…

I almost wrote “Banged for being a Star Wars nerd” which would have been funnier

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Q kentucky called him a general. He didn't command the army, he was in charge of the space fleet. I'll show myself out

Don’t go, we stan nerds. Just making sure you weren’t implying I ain’t admirable

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait… you banged Ackbar?

Wow… just… wow.

i mean...

 

[Qky75]

i mean...

Of COURSE there's a shot like this online

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Of COURSE there's a shot like this online

Nominated for doubting rule 34.

 

[BrendaBear]

i mean...

Oh.. I’d totally wear that…

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Say WHAT?!?

Nominated for making me say what.

What?

 

[BrendaBear]

Say WHAT?!?

I didn’t understand that one either… but

 

[BrendaBear]

i am thinking about a post i read and how interested i am in the psychology behind sexuality. so many needs and decisions and regrets and guilt and pleasure from something none of us really understand in even ourselves. i find those motivations so interesting and arousing. the annoying part of me wants to put in my two cents, but i know that it's probably not welcomed or even wanted. where does all this guilt come from? i think the best thing anyone can do is start to simply accept yourself for who you are, be honest about it to yourself and to others, and simply be free, acting with the best of intentions. too deep? sorry...

Nominated for going deep.

Even though I liked it…

 

[TXRafe]

Nominated for going deep.

Even though I liked it…

in my experience "going deep" is often preferred and frequently requested...

 

[BrendaBear]

in my experience "going deep" is often preferred and frequently requested...

Nominated again for waiting for a request before going deep.

 

[TXRafe]

Nominated again for waiting for a request before going deep.

catching strays for "deeper, deeper, yes, yes, deeper, oh god"