🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Grant55]

As the resident Sunday School teacher, I'll give an endorsement to this as falls under my broad interpretation of Psalms 146:2, and all other noises fall into Psalms 100:1 (now, go pursued some Christian girls, they'll appreciate the biblical flirting)

An interesting exegesis of the cited pericope.

Tell us more.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

As the resident Sunday School teacher, I'll give an endorsement to this as falls under my broad interpretation of Psalms 146:2, and all other noises fall into Psalms 100:1 (now, go pursued some Christian girls, they'll appreciate the biblical flirting)

Lol, at 146:2. Come before His presence
In my experience the bible is more of a buzzkill than a flirting tool

 

[MindYaBitness]

Lol, at 146:2. Come before His presence
In my experience the bible is more of a buzzkill than a flirting tool

Then, definitely don't read Song of Solomon if you're horny. The whole thing is about sex!!!! (Found this out the hard way)

 

[MindYaBitness]

An interesting exegesis of the cited pericope.

Tell us more.

To which denomination do you identify with, I'm pretty at bending scripture for sexual needs, and/or insult.

 

[Azuldrgon]

To which denomination do you identify with, I'm pretty at bending scripture for sexual needs, and/or insult.

Nominated for....wait I already failed NNN.
Carry on.

 

[Grant55]

Then, definitely don't read Song of Solomon if you're horny. The whole thing is about sex!!!! (Found this out the hard way)

The hard way?

 

[Grant55]

To which denomination do you identify with, I'm pretty at bending scripture for sexual needs, and/or insult.

I'm pretty open to the study of all denominations and religions.

 

[Grant55]

Then, definitely don't read Song of Solomon if you're horny. The whole thing is about sex!!!! (Found this out the hard way)

Read it, then look up the translation to the song I posted yesterday in the Monthly song Challenge

 

[StillRain]

I don’t know the meaning of the word cool!

Hey…wait…I mean…

okay I won’t do yours. Shame it was up next.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did I miss wanker of the year yet?


Where’s @Wand3rlust ’s acceptance speech?

 

[Grant55]

Did I miss wanker of the year yet?


Where’s @Wand3rlust ’s acceptance speech?

You stuffed the ballot box, huh?

 

[StillRain]

Did I miss wanker of the year yet?


Where’s @Wand3rlust ’s acceptance speech?

You wankers are not very good with timelines are you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You wankers are not very good with anything besides wanking.. are you.

FIFY

 

[StillRain]

FIFY

Facts I forgot to leave my expectations at the door again.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Did I miss wanker of the year yet?


Where’s @Wand3rlust ’s acceptance speech?

*mutters, grumbles *

Not even a fucking wanker

*grumbles, mutters*

 

[StillRain]

*mutters, grumbles *

Not even a fucking wanker

*grumbles, mutters*

Probably gonna win.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in again*
Still no wanks?

 

[BrendaBear]

You stuffed the ballot box, huh?

I think “stuffing the box” sounds kind of fun… but

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love Pepsi …. Like @BrendaBear

It wounds me, but I can look past it because you have so many more amazing  tits qualities

 

[MindYaBitness]

The hard way?

I was, um, a bit wound up, let's say. No outlet around, and nothing is a libido killer like scripture, right? Wrong, so wrong. When your mind's in the gutter, avoid Song of Solomon

 

[BrendaBear]

It wounds me, but I can look past it because you have so many more amazing  tits qualities

I can see it now… a big get together at a beautiful park… BBQs burning, a table fool of food… CeeCee and I sit down each holding a Pepsi and Tig faints.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Read it, then look up the translation to the song I posted yesterday in the Monthly song Challenge

Uh, let's just start with Song of Solomon 1:2, Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine

 

[37_ttej]

It wounds me, but I can look past it because you have so many more amazing  tits qualities

I would have said qualititties.

 

[37_ttej]

Uh, let's just start with Song of Solomon 1:2, Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine

I’ve always enjoyed the lovers’ descriptions of what they find attractive in each other. I’m guessing there are some cultural metaphors that get lost in translation.

Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are pools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath-rabbim. Your nose is like a tower of Lebanon, which looks toward Damascus.
‭‭(Song of Solomon‬ ‭7‬:‭4‬ ‭ESV‬‬)

• Her neck is statuesque, OK I get that one.
• Eyes deep and mysterious, check (hopefully not exophthalmic).
• Massive honker?

 

[Grant55]

Uh, let's just start with Song of Solomon 1:2, Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine

I like this better.




ETA: Wait, what thread are we on?