🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Baztrachian]

Wanker of The Week: Vladimir Putin

Wankee of the Week: Donald Trump

 

[InThe312]

Do you have to have a penis to be a wanker? Just asking for a friend you understand.

Wankers come in all flavors.

 

[InThe312]

Wanker of The Week: Vladimir Putin

Wankee of the Week: Donald Trump

True, but I'm certain the Panel of Judge would not give him this most prestigious award.

 

[InThe312]

True, but I'm certain the Panel of Judge would not give him this most prestigious award.

Looking back on this knowing what we know now, I’ll bet he would covet this award too. Imagine that trophy proudly displayed on the Resolute Desk. Ahhh, a retired Panel of Judge can dream.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Came over all cold then.

 

[StillRain]

Still the greatest award in the history of awards.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Still the greatest award in the history of awards.

Nominated

 

[StillRain]

Nominated

*squint*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*squint*

Nominated

 

[PotNoodle79]

I nominate @EyesOnHers as wanker of the week

She's mean.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Came over all cold then.

You came?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You came?

Ice fetish, apparently ?

 

[EyesOnHers]

I nominate @EyesOnHers as wanker of the week

She's mean.

WTAF??
You wank puffin

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

WTAF??
You wank puffin

This is the only puffin I know.

 

[EyesOnHers]

This is the only puffin I know.

What the hell did I just watch?

Or more to the point, why was I so invested that I watched the whole thing?

 

[InThe312]

Wow. A real barn burner. We have @StillRain and @EyesOnHers with 1 vote each. The coveted Wankey is up for grabs.

 

[Apisto42]

Wow. A real barn burner. We have @StillRain and @EyesOnHers with 1 vote each. The coveted Wankey is up for grabs.

Without @StillRain and yourself, apparently the group has lost its wankerish tendencies.

Make of that what you will.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh no. Wankering and wankery is still very much prevalent.

Just called out less.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Without @StillRain and yourself, apparently the group has lost its wankerish tendencies.

Make of that what you will.

Going to nominate you, @Apisto42 , for not including me in the list of people with wankerish tendencies.

I put in mediocre levels of wankery to earn my nomination

 

[Apisto42]

Nominating @Wand3rlust for claiming she doesn’t have fabulous tits.

 

[InThe312]

Wow. 4 way tie. I don’t think we’ve ever had a quad dong before. 3 for sure.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have immunity.

 

[Apisto42]

I have immunity.

Because of your fabulous tits? I don’t think so. Several other recipients of this dubious spectacular award have fabulous boobs too.

 

[Lmizzler]

Because of your fabulous tits? I don’t think so. Several other recipients of this dubious spectacular award have fabulous boobs too.

Only some of us call ours moobs.

 

[Bry1313]

I have immunity.

Bullshit!