jeff_is_smiling
Flirtin' an' stalkin'
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- Nov 7, 2002
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Resting. I just finished grocery shopping and putting the stuff away.
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it isn’t often that one post can make me drier than a nun in a desert, but he managed it
Just what every woman wants. Get excited by others so you can use me.
*pukes a little *
it isn’t often that one post can make me drier than a nun in a desert, but he managed it
*scurries off to search*oh, you need to see the latest
To all of the guys out there that keep asking themselves “what am I doing wrong”…Ive been edging myself for 2 hours I reckon, talking to girls and doing my best to make them all soaking wet, I believe there has been only two who have loved it! And I’m well happy with that as the chat and build up with them has been out of this world, looking now for the next as I’m in need of exploding
I’d love to hear what you think persuades you otherwise?To all of the guys out there that keep asking themselves “what am I doing wrong”…
This is the perfect example
Oh, you would understand my thoughtsI’d love to hear what you think persuades you otherwise?
Not saying I would understand them, but the way you are trying to belittle me I think you owe me?Oh, you would understand my thoughts
I owe you nothing. You belittled yourself with a post that shows you have very little understanding or respect for womenNot saying I would understand them, but the way you are trying to belittle me I think you owe me?
Why, Is it a habanero salsa?Eating chips and salsa while wondering if I'm gonna regret it later.
Nah, I'm just a lightweight.Why, Is it a habanero salsa?
Oh that sounds delicious.Making a carrot cake with cream cheese icing for tomorrow while greys anatomy plays in the background
Wondering whether I’ll find any leftover white meat chicken molé if I get up and go to the kitchen to forage for dinner. There was a fuckton of both last time I looked, and roommate knows I only eat white meat, and yet…